how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front.
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A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.
"Ten dollars?" she said.
"It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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I said, "This trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter."
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
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In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
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Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?
It sure gave them something to chew over.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl?
Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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