how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front.
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A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife?
When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
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"Doctor, please, my son ate some cement. What can I do?"
"First of all, don't give him anything to drink."
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Why are little girls better than little boys?
Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz," says the mortician, "But I can't send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
The mortician removes the penis, places it in a jar and puts the jar in his briefcase. When he gets home, he decides to show it to his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he says, removing the jar from his briefcase.
"Oh my God!" she screams, "Schwartz is dead!"
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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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