how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front.
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After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns.
Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news.
She opens the door and hears Fred sing:
"Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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Art.
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15 people died.
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A: The cost.
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About 9 months.
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A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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