The best black people jokes

How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
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has 43.23 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: black people
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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has 43.19 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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has 43.09 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
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has 43.03 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
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has 42.91 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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has 42.78 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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has 42.77 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, dog
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
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has 42.76 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, food, racist
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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has 42.76 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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has 42.72 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: black people, cowboy, death, health, racist
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