Q: Why are crippled people always picked on?
A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
- Because black people have no rights..
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If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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Why do nigger's have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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