Why do nigger's have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one?
A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac.
They drive off the Grand Cannon.
What is sad about this story?
A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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