The best black people jokes

A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.
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What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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Q: Why are black people getting stronger? A: TV's are getting heavier
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