The best black people jokes

How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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has 45.40 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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has 45.26 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, death, racist
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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has 45.25 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, black people, wife, women
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
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has 45.08 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
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has 44.95 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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has 44.92 % from 366 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
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has 44.91 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why are black people getting stronger? A: TV's are getting heavier
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has 44.85 % from 358 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black people, health, vulgar
A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 44.72 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, car, cop, driving
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