Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"