The best black people jokes

How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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has 49.41 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 49.39 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Q: Why some people are black? A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
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has 49.31 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black people
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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has 49.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, death
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, mexican, racist
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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has 48.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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has 48.64 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, music
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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has 48.06 % from 333 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
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