The best black people jokes

Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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has 43.51 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
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has 43.46 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
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has 43.36 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black people, life
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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has 43.19 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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has 43.19 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, dog
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
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has 43.18 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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has 43.16 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: black people, cowboy, death, health, racist
There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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has 43.14 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
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has 43.14 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, food, racist
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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has 43.14 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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