The best black people jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
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