The best black people jokes

How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
Vote: has 43.64 % from 130 votes. Send joke:

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Q: Why are black people, pirates? A: Because they go nigarrr.
Vote: has 43.61 % from 27 votes. Send joke:

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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
Vote: has 43.26 % from 74 votes. Send joke:

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Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
Vote: has 42.98 % from 64 votes. Send joke:

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Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.
Vote: has 42.53 % from 50 votes. Send joke:

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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
Vote: has 42.36 % from 99 votes. Send joke:

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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods.
Vote: has 42.09 % from 61 votes. Send joke:

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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Vote: has 41.82 % from 55 votes. Send joke:

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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Vote: has 41.76 % from 70 votes. Send joke:

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