Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.