The best black people jokes

What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
Vote: has 33.22 % from 55 votes. Send joke:

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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
Vote: has 29.90 % from 84 votes. Send joke:

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Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
Vote: has 28.78 % from 54 votes. Send joke:

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In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat: In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet! In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
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Why did the white chocolate was invented? So niggers can get dirty!
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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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