The best black people jokes

Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
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has 40.28 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, time
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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has 39.98 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: black people
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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has 39.81 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black people, genie, racist, women
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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has 39.79 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 39.45 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 39.12 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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has 38.91 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
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has 38.85 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
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has 38.59 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 38.53 % from 385 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
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