The best black people jokes

A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 40.29 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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has 40.27 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug, racist
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
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has 40.22 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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has 40.06 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
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has 39.82 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, time
Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
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has 39.73 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, racist
Q: Why are most democrats black A: Black people are idiots.
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has 39.62 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
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has 39.41 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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has 38.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
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