A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
Q: Why are most democrats black A: Black people are idiots.
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!