Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.