The best black people jokes

What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
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has 41.05 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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has 40.99 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black people
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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has 40.80 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
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has 40.23 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, internet, racist
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 39.86 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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has 39.55 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 39.46 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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has 39.30 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
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has 39.26 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 39.18 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
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