Q: Why are most democrats black
A: Black people are idiots.
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.
Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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Joke has 39.97 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth.
The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared.
The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared.
The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames.
Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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Joke has 39.46 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.
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Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
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Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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Joke has 39.04 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist