The best black people jokes

Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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has 46.07 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, black people, wife, women
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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has 45.90 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
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has 45.86 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
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has 45.85 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
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has 45.83 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: black people, Yo mama
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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has 45.53 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
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has 45.44 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black people
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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has 45.29 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist
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