A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him?
A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!
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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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