Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!