The best black people jokes

Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
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Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods.
Vote: has 43.65 % from 59 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Vote: has 43.21 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

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Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
Vote: has 42.92 % from 62 votes. Send joke:

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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
Vote: has 42.56 % from 73 votes. Send joke:

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How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
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