A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
Q: Why are black people getting stronger? A: TV's are getting heavier
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
A nigger was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He’s got tattooed on his dick his wife’s name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I’m responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:”WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!”
Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico? A: You roll a penny
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!