Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!