The best black people jokes

Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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has 41.55 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 41.54 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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has 41.47 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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has 41.22 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist, sport
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
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has 40.78 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, racist
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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has 40.75 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black people
There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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has 40.73 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 40.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
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has 40.56 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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has 40.51 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
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