The best black people jokes

Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
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Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
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How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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