The best black people jokes

Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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has 42.15 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug, racist
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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has 41.92 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, Thanksgiving
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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has 41.86 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black people
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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has 41.86 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, political, racist, work
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
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has 41.51 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, time
Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.
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has 41.47 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black people, school
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
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has 41.42 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, racist
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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has 41.30 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why are most democrats black A: Black people are idiots.
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has 41.29 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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has 41.10 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black people, genie, racist, women
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