Q: How do you get a black out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.
Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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Joke has 40.25 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him?
A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth.
The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared.
The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared.
The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames.
Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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Joke has 39.81 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican