The best black people jokes

A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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has 43.05 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: black people, cowboy, death, health, racist
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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has 42.67 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
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has 42.24 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: black people
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
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has 41.71 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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has 41.67 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, Thanksgiving
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
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has 41.48 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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has 41.34 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist, sport
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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has 40.97 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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has 40.90 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
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