How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant? A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"