There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.