Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
A nigger was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He’s got tattooed on his dick his wife’s name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I’m responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:”WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!”
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico? A: You roll a penny
Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet? He was going through a mid-life crisis.
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.