Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People