Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
What was so bad about being a black Jew? You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.