Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.