The best black people jokes

Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
Vote: has 42.49 % from 71 votes. Send joke:

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What was so bad about being a black Jew? You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Vote: has 42.36 % from 99 votes. Send joke:

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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
Vote: has 41.90 % from 87 votes. Send joke:

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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Vote: has 41.46 % from 64 votes. Send joke:

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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Vote: has 40.75 % from 52 votes. Send joke:

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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
Vote: has 40.65 % from 63 votes. Send joke:

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
Vote: has 40.04 % from 84 votes. Send joke:

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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
Vote: has 39.78 % from 128 votes. Send joke:

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