Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.