The best black people jokes

What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
Vote: has 43.69 % from 92 votes. Send joke:

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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods.
Vote: has 43.65 % from 59 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Vote: has 43.21 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

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Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
Vote: has 43.09 % from 68 votes. Send joke:

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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
Vote: has 42.67 % from 54 votes. Send joke:

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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
Vote: has 42.59 % from 133 votes. Send joke:

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In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
Vote: has 42.56 % from 73 votes. Send joke:

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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
Vote: has 42.49 % from 71 votes. Send joke:

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Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
Vote: has 42.09 % from 61 votes. Send joke:

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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
Vote: has 41.57 % from 92 votes. Send joke:

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