The best black people jokes

Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant? A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.
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has 43.31 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black people, school
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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has 43.27 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, dog
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
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has 43.06 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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has 42.98 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, political, racist, work
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
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has 42.88 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, food, racist
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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has 42.71 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
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has 42.60 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
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has 42.49 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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