What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.