The best black people jokes

Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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has 42.29 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, Thanksgiving
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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has 42.29 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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has 42.19 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
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has 42.06 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 41.63 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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has 41.55 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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has 41.47 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 41.29 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
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