The best black people jokes

Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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has 42.34 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, death, racist
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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has 42.19 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
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has 42.19 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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has 42.05 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, Thanksgiving
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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has 42.02 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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has 41.72 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist, sport
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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has 41.57 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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has 41.55 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people
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