What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.