Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant? A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.