The best black people jokes

What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.
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Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
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Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
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Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
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A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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