Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
A nigger was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He’s got tattooed on his dick his wife’s name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I’m responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:”WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!”
Q: Why are black people getting stronger? A: TV's are getting heavier
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.