The best black people jokes

How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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has 45.19 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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has 45.03 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weed
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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has 44.91 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why are black people getting stronger? A: TV's are getting heavier
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has 44.81 % from 369 votes. More jokes about: black people
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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has 44.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, black people, wife, women
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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has 44.57 % from 373 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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has 44.56 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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has 43.87 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
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has 43.64 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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has 43.51 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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