The best black people jokes

Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
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Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
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Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
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A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
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