The best black people jokes

A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I'm responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
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has 46.69 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: black people
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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has 46.68 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weed
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
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has 46.65 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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has 46.55 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black people, genie, racist, women
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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has 46.29 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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has 46.29 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black people
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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has 45.97 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, music
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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has 45.95 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, black people, wife, women
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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has 45.93 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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has 45.84 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
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