The best black people jokes

Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black people, health, vulgar
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
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has 46.31 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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has 46.30 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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has 46.29 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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has 45.97 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, black people, wife, women
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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has 45.96 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, music
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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has 45.85 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, death, racist
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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has 45.85 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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has 45.83 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, internet, racist
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