The best black people jokes

How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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has 46.30 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black people
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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has 46.30 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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has 45.97 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, black people, wife, women
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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has 45.85 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, death, racist
Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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has 45.83 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, internet, racist
Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant? A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
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has 45.68 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
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has 45.52 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Q: Why are most democrats black A: Black people are idiots.
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has 45.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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