Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
"They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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Q: What does NAACP stand for?
A: National Association of Apes Called People
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Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do?
A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him?
A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
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Q: Why are black people getting stronger?
A: TV's are getting heavier
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A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why? What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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