The best black people jokes

Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
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What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
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A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
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Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
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A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
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