How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto? A: A victim.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!