The best black people jokes

Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
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What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
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A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
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