The best black people jokes

A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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has 50.88 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, black people, racist
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
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has 50.68 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, mexican, racist
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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has 49.86 % from 464 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
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has 49.80 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon? problem what do you call all of the blacks on the moon? PROBLEM SOLVED!
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has 49.69 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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has 49.41 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black people
A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
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has 49.31 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, internet, racist
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