The best black people jokes

Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, vulgar, women
In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
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has 37.64 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black people, parrot
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, history, racist
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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has 37.08 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 36.98 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black people, hospital, racist, Yo mama
A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black people, blonde, genie, love, money
What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger
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has 36.46 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers? A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
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has 35.50 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black people
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