Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers? A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they...
A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.