Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers?
A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
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Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill
A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Q: Why are crippled people always picked on?
A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner.
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A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why?
What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The father drank the bottle of whisky at one go, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet?
A: Pushing his luck.
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What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It's too dark to count.
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