Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers?
A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
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Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!"
A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
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What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
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Q: Who were the first two black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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