Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers? A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
Q: Why are black people getting stronger? A: TV's are getting heavier
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico? A: You roll a penny
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?