Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers? A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
Q: Why are black people getting stronger? A: TV's are getting heavier
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together... A: A pack of Gorillas.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People