Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers?
A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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What do you call a black guy selling drugs?
A pharmacist.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It's too dark to count.
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What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
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Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?
Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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