Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers? A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.