Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers?
A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
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What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call all of the blacks on the moon?
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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why? What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.
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What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry.
A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
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