The best black people jokes

Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
Vote: has 38.49 % from 28 votes. Send joke:
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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
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What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
Vote: has 38.26 % from 62 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
Vote: has 38.22 % from 26 votes. Send joke:
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Vote: has 38.07 % from 81 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Vote: has 38.00 % from 44 votes. Send joke:
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Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
Vote: has 37.14 % from 38 votes. Send joke:
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What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger
Vote: has 36.97 % from 76 votes. Send joke:
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