Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
The waitress asked how I would like my coffee. I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Angel. Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Bat.
Q: Why some people are black? A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.