Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger
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Q: Who were the first two black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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Q: Why some people are black?
A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
He is so cute!
Does he speak?
Asks the white guy.
I don’t know I just bought him!
Says the parrot.
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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