The best black people jokes

Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
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has 34.92 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, time
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
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has 34.91 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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has 34.61 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black people, sport
What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger
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has 34.19 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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has 33.88 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, vulgar, women
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
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has 33.31 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why some people are black? A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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has 31.97 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
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has 31.37 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black people, parrot
Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Angel. Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Bat.
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has 30.95 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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has 30.82 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, life, women
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