Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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The waitress asked how I would like my coffee.
I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
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What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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Q: Why some people are black?
A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
He is so cute!
Does he speak?
Asks the white guy.
I don’t know I just bought him!
Says the parrot.
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