The best black people jokes

Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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has 40.17 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, dog, racist
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, life, women
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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has 39.46 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black people, sport
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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has 39.40 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
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has 39.12 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 39.04 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black people, blonde, genie, love, money
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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has 38.74 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
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has 37.91 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug
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