The best black people jokes

A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
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has 33.48 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black people, blonde, genie, love, money
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
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has 33.48 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
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has 33.40 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb? A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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has 33.38 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger
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has 33.38 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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has 33.22 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, vulgar, women
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
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has 33.13 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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has 33.13 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, life, women
Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person? A: Bestiality.
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has 31.99 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, insulting, Yo mama
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