Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him?
A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
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What do you call a black guy selling drugs?
A pharmacist.
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In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
He is so cute!
Does he speak?
Asks the white guy.
I don’t know I just bought him!
Says the parrot.
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Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass?
A: He becomes a toblerone!
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Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine...
then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him...
The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
"I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money...
but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."