Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb? A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person? A: Bestiality.