Why did the nigger cross the road?
Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A: A Doberman.
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine...
then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him...
The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
"I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money...
but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him?
A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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What do you call a black guy selling drugs?
A pharmacist.
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