How do you kill half of Ethiopia? Throw a piece of bread off a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them it still has not been eaten.
Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican? A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.
Q: What do you call an African American documentary? A: Planet of the Apes.
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable? A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.