Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico? A: You roll a penny
How do you kill half of Ethiopia? Throw a piece of bread off a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them it still has not been eaten.
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
Q: What do you call a cremated black person? A: 100% cocoa powder.
Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican? A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
Q: What do you call an African American documentary? A: Planet of the Apes.