Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
How do you kill half of Ethiopia? Throw a piece of bread off a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them it still has not been eaten.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable? A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Q: What do you call an African American documentary? A: Planet of the Apes.
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.