The best black people jokes

Q: Why do white people scare black people? A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house? A: Everything has gone.
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Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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Why did the white chocolate was invented? So niggers can get dirty!
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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.
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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat: In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet! In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man? As much as you see with your eyes!
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What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree? A nigger less on the earth. But when two niggers climb up into a tree? Two niggers less on the earth. But when tree niggers climb up into a tree? The branch breaks!
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