In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
He is so cute!
Does he speak?
Asks the white guy.
I don’t know I just bought him!
Says the parrot.
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?"
"Africa" the parrot responds.
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Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico?
A: You roll a penny
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Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale?
A: Your shit back.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together...
A: A pack of Gorillas.
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Q: What do you call a cremated black person?
A: 100% cocoa powder.
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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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