How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican?
A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?"
"Africa" the parrot responds.
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Q: What do you call an African American documentary?
A: Planet of the Apes.
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Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet?
A: Pushing his luck.
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Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable?
A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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