Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico? A: You roll a penny
Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!