Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico?
A: You roll a penny
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What did God say when he made the first niggers?
Oops! Burnt another one!
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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