Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico?
A: You roll a penny
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
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Q: Why are black people, pirates?
A: Because they go nigarrr.
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What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A nigger with a spear through his head.
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Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass?
A: He becomes a toblerone!
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