Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico?
A: You roll a penny
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In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
He is so cute!
Does he speak?
Asks the white guy.
I don’t know I just bought him!
Says the parrot.
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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale?
A: Your shit back.
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!
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