Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico? A: You roll a penny
The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together... A: A pack of Gorillas.