Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico?
A: You roll a penny
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Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.
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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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"Life is like a box of chocolates."
Not all the black ones can be trusted.
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A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why? What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Q: Why do cops arrest black people?
A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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