Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico?
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A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray.
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A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists.
He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY.
Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him:
You have written your wife name too?
No, I'm responsible for the tourists.
So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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