The best business jokes

It's so quiet in the Hollywood Starbucks this morning, you can hear a name drop.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, geography
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, health
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: business, stupid, Yo mama
A blonde went to the eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don"t sell to blondes." She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?" "Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave."
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, business, customer service, stupid, technology
You should try the new Starbucks terrorist latte... it has a white fluffy head with 2 shots in it.
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: business, terrorist
Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself. "I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me." "Excuse me?" the accountant said. "I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back." "I see," the accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?" "I'll start you at eighty thousand." "Eighty thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can such a small business afford a sum like that?" "That," the owner said, "is your first worry."
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: business, money, school
Q: What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? A: An e-mergency.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: business, internet
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
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