The best business jokes

Q: What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? A: An e-mergency.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: business, internet
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. “All set back here, Captain,” came the reply, “except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards.”
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: airplane, business, lawyer
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris
Q: Who was the best business woman in the Bible? A: Pharoah's daughter – she drew a profit from the rush at the bank.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: bible, business, money, women
You all know why the government got rid of the mafia? They don't like completion.
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has 46.03 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: business, political
Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have." Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, customer service, little Johnny
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, beauty, business
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: business, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Me "Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your Mcorder?" Boss "You don't have to put Mc in front of everything." Me "Oh okay. Hi! Welcome to Donalds! Can I take your order?" Boss "Get out."
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has 45.25 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, management, work
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