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I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
The husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet the wife stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came back to his senses, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. When I think about it now. ....I think you bring me bad luck!"
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has 53.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: business, health, husband, marriage, wife
A beautiful woman in her thirties was passing through customs in London, when the customs official asks her what the reason for her trip to London was. Business or pleasure, he asks? Sadness and pleasure! She says to the officer! Why? Well, my 75 years old husband has just died and I came to his funeral! My condolences, says the officer! It must be a very difficult and painful time you're going through! Not really, this is my pleasure! I'm so sad because only now I found out that he was dead broke and did not leave a dime, a penny, not even a will for me!
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: age, beauty, business, travel, women
Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have." Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?" The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, business, customer service, little Johnny
Q: What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? A: An e-mergency.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: business, internet
Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris
Q: Who was the best business woman in the Bible? A: Pharoah's daughter – she drew a profit from the rush at the bank.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: bible, business, money, women
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: business, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business!
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has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: business, racist
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. “All set back here, Captain,” came the reply, “except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards.”
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: airplane, business, lawyer
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