Q: What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?
A: An e-mergency.
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A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
He did okay until his business fell off.
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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full".
That's just 3 random words.
I'm going to try now.
Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like.
How do you do that?
I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.
"If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her.
The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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How do barmen surf the web?
On the Gin-ternet.
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