Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman. Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged and let him do his thing. Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, “Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!” “Dear God! Did you try to stop him?” “No,” she said, “I did better than that! I got the license plate number!”
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.