The best car jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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has 66.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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has 65.98 % from 692 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, mexican, racist
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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has 65.61 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
"I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm." "Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?" "I d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!"
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. "What's the story?" she asked. "Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied. "How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.
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has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, mechanic, stupid
This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little's s painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. Steve Martin
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has 64.86 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: car, sex, technology
What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
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