The best car jokes

What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Caitlin Jenner and her chauffer were parked on a highway. When a policeman pulled up and asked "What's going on?" The driver said "I blew my tranny." The cop didn't know if he should arrest them for indecent exposure or call AAA.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, drug, travel
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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has 64.75 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
Guy gets pulled over in his car by a pair of dudes in balaclavas, pointing guns in his face. Terrorist (menacing voice): "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?" Driver, panicking, doesn't know which answer will save his life, has a bright idea. Driver: "Neither, actually. In fact I'm Jewish." Terrorist shouts to other terrorist: "Fucking hell Abdul, we've got one at last!"
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has 64.70 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, life, religious, terrorist
Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, driving, weed
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and another ..." The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Mam ... I don't know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener."
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
I'm going to watch my wedding video later "backwards". I love the end bit when she takes the ring off, goes back down the aisle and jumps in the car.
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has 63.76 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: car, love, marriage, wedding
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. "What's the story?" she asked. "Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied. "How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, mechanic, stupid
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