The best car jokes

Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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has 64.96 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little's s painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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has 64.81 % from 627 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, mexican, racist
What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Caitlin Jenner and her chauffer were parked on a highway. When a policeman pulled up and asked "What's going on?" The driver said "I blew my tranny." The cop didn't know if he should arrest them for indecent exposure or call AAA.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, drug, travel
Guy gets pulled over in his car by a pair of dudes in balaclavas, pointing guns in his face. Terrorist (menacing voice): "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?" Driver, panicking, doesn't know which answer will save his life, has a bright idea. Driver: "Neither, actually. In fact I'm Jewish." Terrorist shouts to other terrorist: "Fucking hell Abdul, we've got one at last!"
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has 64.60 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, life, religious, terrorist
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. Steve Martin
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has 64.18 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: car, sex, technology
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