The best car jokes

I'm going to watch my wedding video later "backwards". I love the end bit when she takes the ring off, goes back down the aisle and jumps in the car.
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has 63.97 % from 340 votes. More jokes about: car, love, marriage, wedding
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"  Second Blonde: "Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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has 63.39 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
The economy got very bad in 2008. I saw a pimp driving a beat up old Volkswagon.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, money, time
"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?" "Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, hospital, time
A Pontiac takes examinations for the driver’s licence for the fourth year in a row. The examiner asks him "So, you’re running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and there’s a cliff on your left. There are two women in your way; the one young and the other an old woman. Which one are you going to hit?" "Of course the old woman!" The examinet frustrated "I told you last year! You hit the brakes!"
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, car, life, old people, women
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said, "First Question was which tire was flat?"
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: car, school, teacher
"My wife drives like thunder." "So fast?" "No, every minute she strikes a tree."
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: car, time, travel, wife
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