I'm going to watch my wedding video later "backwards".
I love the end bit when she takes the ring off, goes back down the aisle and jumps in the car.
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"
Second Blonde: "Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
Hop rods.
The economy got very bad in 2008.
I saw a pimp driving a beat up old Volkswagon.
"Excuse me, how do I get to the hospital quickly?"
"Just stand in the middle of the road for a while."
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A Pontiac takes examinations for the driver’s licence for the fourth year in a row.
The examiner asks him "So, you’re running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and there’s a cliff on your left. There are two women in your way; the one young and the other an old woman. Which one are you going to hit?"
"Of course the old woman!"
The examinet frustrated "I told you last year! You hit the brakes!"
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes.
After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.
Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."
Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down.
Then she said, "First Question was which tire was flat?"
"My wife drives like thunder."
"So fast?"
"No, every minute she strikes a tree."