The best car jokes

Caitlin Jenner and her chauffer were parked on a highway. When a policeman pulled up and asked "What's going on?" The driver said "I blew my tranny." The cop didn't know if he should arrest them for indecent exposure or call AAA.
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What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a lambrogini? A: Procupines have pricks on the outside.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
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"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."
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What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
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How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
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CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny, meeny, miney, moe." Windows XP shutdown screen reads, "It is Now Safe to Start Looking for Work." Company softball team downsized to chess team. Company president now driving a Hyundai. Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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