The best car jokes

Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back there said... 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: car, death, lawyer, men
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and another ..." The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Mam ... I don't know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener."
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: car, cop
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, dentist, stupid
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, dinosaur
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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has 62.46 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, celebrity, music
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Yo mama
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