Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a lambrogini? A: Procupines have pricks on the outside.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
Q: Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week? A: Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!