The best car jokes

A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, dentist, stupid
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, dinosaur
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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has 62.46 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, celebrity, music
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Yo mama
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"  Second Blonde: "Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
What do your parents' car and testicles have in common? Hit either one of them and you're grounded.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, family
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said, "First Question was which tire was flat?"
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: car, school, teacher
A Pontiac takes examinations for the driver’s licence for the fourth year in a row. The examiner asks him "So, you’re running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and there’s a cliff on your left. There are two women in your way; the one young and the other an old woman. Which one are you going to hit?" "Of course the old woman!" The examinet frustrated "I told you last year! You hit the brakes!"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, car, life, old people, women
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