The best car jokes

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a lambrogini? A: Procupines have pricks on the outside.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
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has 62.37 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: car, racist, sex
Q: Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week? A: Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!
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has 62.37 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: car, school, sex
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
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