The best car jokes

Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Yo mama
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"  Second Blonde: "Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bible, car, christian, time
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, Chuck Norris, time
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, Yo mama
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend. Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. When you loose your car keys, click on find. "Help" with the chores is just a click away. Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash. And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: car, IT, life
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, fart, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, car, insulting, Yo mama
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