The best car jokes

What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.
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has 57.66 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: car, gay, life, masturbation
Q: Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week? A: Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!
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has 57.60 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: car, school, sex
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.” “That doesn’t matter,” replied the blonde, “if I can only sell the car.” “Okay,” said the brunette. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will ‘fix it’. Then you shouldn’t have a problem anymore trying to sell your car.” The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, “Did you sell your car?” “No,” replied the blonde, “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, money, stupid
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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has 57.17 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
A redneck family shares one vehicle, the daughter asks her dad for the truck. The father says "okay, you know what to do." Then continues to lower his pants, the daughter says "daddy why's there shit on your dick." The father then replies "ohhhh, that's right honey, your brother has the truck."
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: car, disgusting, family, redneck, sex
A police officer stopped a driver for speeding. "Can I see your driving license?" "I don’t have it, I had it removed because of point system." "Can I see your license for the vehicle?" "But it is not my car, I stole it." "Stole it?" "Right, let me think, I think I saw the permition before in the glove box when I put my gun in there." "There is a gun in the car?" "Yes sir, I put it right there, when I shot and killed the woman driving this car and then put the body back to the trunk." "There is a corpse in a car?" "Right, sir." After all these he calls the police chief. And soon the car gets surrounded by police. The captain approaches the driver to handle the situation. "Sir, can I see your qualification?" "Of course, ultimately, there it is." "In fact, it’s OK, and to whom does the car belong to?" "It is mine, there is my license as well." "uld you open the glove box, is there a gun inside?" "Of course, take a look, there is nothing." "Do you mind opening the trunk too? They told me that you put a body in there." "No problem, take a look." "Empty too! But I do not understand, the officer who stopped you told us that you said that you did not have a driving license, that you stole the car, that you had a gun in the glove box and that there was a dead body in the trunk." "Oh right! I bet he told you that I was running and speeding!"
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: car, cop
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, travel
How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: car, fart, travel, Yo mama
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