The best car jokes

A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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has 61.02 % from 951 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said, "First Question was which tire was flat?"
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: car, school, teacher
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"  Second Blonde: "Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Santa Claus arrives to a kindergarten and gives each child a present. Everybody received really cool presents – racing car models, ship models and similar. But one kid got only a pair of socks. A kid comes to him and teases him with his received brand new Formula 1 model and laughs at this socks-kid: LHey, what a shitty present you have received, look at my super car" said the kid offensively. "So what, at least I don't have cancer…"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: car, kids, Santa
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bible, car, christian, time
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, Yo mama
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend. Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. When you loose your car keys, click on find. "Help" with the chores is just a click away. Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash. And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: car, IT, life
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