The best car jokes

A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said, "First Question was which tire was flat?"
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"  Second Blonde: "Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
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Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
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How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
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