The best car jokes

Chuck Norris can change the tire on a car while it's still moving.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, car
A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Q: What do you call a car only British animals can drive? A: OxFord.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, driving
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it.... Cop: "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?" Blonde: "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65." Cop: "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!" Blonde: "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on." At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts. Cop: "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something awful." Blonde: "Oh... We just got off of highway 119".
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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has 58.14 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
Q: If a man crashes his car into a woman who's fault is it? A: Well what was the man doing driving in the kitchen...
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has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, women
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 57.20 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
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has 57.05 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: car, racist, sex
Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on. He said "It's O.J. again. He's up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations." "Donations!" I said, "How much you got so far?" He said "about ten gallons."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: car, cop
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, sport
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