The best car jokes

Q: Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week? A: Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!
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has 57.54 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: car, school, sex
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: car, Yo mama
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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has 57.26 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
Q: If a man crashes his car into a woman who's fault is it? A: Well what was the man doing driving in the kitchen...
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has 57.25 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, women
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it.... Cop: "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?" Blonde: "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65." Cop: "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!" Blonde: "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on." At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts. Cop: "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something awful." Blonde: "Oh... We just got off of highway 119".
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop
Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A. Locking the car door.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, sex
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 56.88 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
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has 56.88 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: car, racist, sex
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
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