The best car jokes

Q: What do you call a car only British animals can drive? A: OxFord.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, driving
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
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has 55.29 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: car, racist, sex
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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has 55.17 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, racist, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: car, fart, travel, Yo mama
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
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has 54.95 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death, jewish, morbid
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!
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has 54.10 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, life
There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois. The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window. So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window. The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: car, racist
Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common? A: Both take it in the rear.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, gay
Walking down the street, a man hears a voice: "Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you." The man stopped; a big brick fell in front of him. The astonished man continued walking to the cross walk. The voice shouted, "Stop! If you take one more step, a car will run over you and you will die." The man stood still; a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh yeah?" the man asked. "Where the hell were you when I got married last week?"
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has 53.92 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: car, death, marriage
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