Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it.... Cop: "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?" Blonde: "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65." Cop: "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!" Blonde: "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on." At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts. Cop: "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something awful." Blonde: "Oh... We just got off of highway 119".
Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A. Locking the car door.
What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
Q: What do you call a car only British animals can drive? A: OxFord.