The best car jokes

When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, music
In the High Court: Do you know what you get for false testimony? Yes, they promised me a Mercedes...
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: car, lawyer
A policeman sees a car weaving all over the road and hits his flashing lights. He walks up to the driver's window and sees a good looking woman behind the wheel. There is a strong smell liquor on her breath. He says, "I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol." She blows up the balloon and he walks it back to his patrol unit. After a couple of minutes, he returns to her car and says, "It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones." She replies, "You mean it shows that, too?"
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, car, cop, drunk
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: “Honey, we’ve finally saved enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979.” “You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly. “No,” said the husband, “a 1979 Cadillac.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: car, husband, old people, wife
What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
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has 49.86 % from 310 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, car, cop, drunk
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid
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