What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walk s to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?" "Why sure," said the manager, "We have something that works especially well for that." A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. "No, no! A little to the left," said the other blonde inside the car.
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
Q: If a man crashes his car into a woman who's fault is it? A: Well what was the man doing driving in the kitchen...