The best car jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, money
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, car, Chuck Norris, work
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
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has 39.25 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, money, racist
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
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has 37.03 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop, phone
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, driving
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop, phone
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, kitty
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