Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road?
A: Because he had no car!
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde.
He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked.
She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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