The best car jokes

I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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has 30.94 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, life, women
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, death, stupid, winter
Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour? A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
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has 28.74 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, racist
Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
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has 28.62 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!", the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop
Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, husband
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Q: And where was the location of the accident? A: Approximately milepost 499. Q: And where is milepost 499? A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: car, cop
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus? A rotten banana.
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has 28.42 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: car, racist, school
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