The best car jokes

I bought a Jewish sports car. Not only will it stop on a dime, it will pick it up too. I've heard they're gas guzzlers though.
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has 33.27 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, money
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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has 33.13 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, life, women
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!", the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop
Q. Why can't a blonde get a drivers license? A. Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, fat
Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
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has 28.62 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus? A rotten banana.
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has 28.53 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: car, racist, school
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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has 28.38 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Q: And where was the location of the accident? A: Approximately milepost 499. Q: And where is milepost 499? A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
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has 28.11 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: car, cop
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