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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
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Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win? A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
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Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
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Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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