The best celebrity jokes

Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Vote:
has 63.10 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
Vote:
has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT
A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks. ''What's your name?'' The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?'' ''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.'' The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay,what's your name?'' The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.'' ''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?'' ''Yeah, he's my dad.'' ''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer. ''Do you have any collateral?'' The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Will this do?'' The loan officer says, ''Um, I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager.'' ''Oh, tell him I said hi,'' adds the frog. ''He knows me.'' The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, ''Excuse me, sir, but there's a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it is.'' The manager says: ''It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone.''
Vote:
has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, money, music
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Vote:
has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.
Vote:
has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Vote:
has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, money
How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic? He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
Vote:
has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geography, health, war
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
Vote:
has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, military, sex, wife
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
Vote:
has 62.46 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, celebrity, music
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
<<<11121314
More jokes →
Page 11 of 26.