Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."