Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.