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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
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has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, viagra, women
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, nerd
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but 'realistically', we’re living with two h***s and a future congressman."
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has 60.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dad, kids, money, school
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, pirate
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, celebrity, music
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
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