The best celebrity jokes

Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win? A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, pirate
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, kids
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, ugly, Yo mama
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