Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?
Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down?
Hoe-Down.
How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize?
Cause he was outstanding in his field.
Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates
A: Hugh Hefner.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed?
Yeah... now he has no ears.
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.