The best celebrity jokes

CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 62.88 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, money
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, military, sex, wife
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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has 62.46 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, celebrity, music
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