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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
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Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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