The best celebrity jokes

How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
A real man would never cry in public unless: He watched a movie in which a heroic dog dies to save his master. Or if Heidi klum unbuckled her shirt. Or if he accidentally dropped crates full of beer.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: beer, celebrity, dog, men
Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, pirate
Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, money
Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, wife
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport, stupid, Yo mama
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