The best celebrity jokes

Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
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has 59.80 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, military, sex, wife
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, viagra, women
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, love, women
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT, phone
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