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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT
Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life
Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win? A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, wife
Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, pirate
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