Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.