The best celebrity jokes

If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
A real man would never cry in public unless: He watched a movie in which a heroic dog dies to save his master. Or if Heidi klum unbuckled her shirt. Or if he accidentally dropped crates full of beer.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: beer, celebrity, dog, men
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 63.56 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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has 63.04 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, celebrity, music
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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