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A real man would never cry in public unless: He watched a movie in which a heroic dog dies to save his master. Or if Heidi klum unbuckled her shirt. Or if he accidentally dropped crates full of beer.
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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