The best celebrity jokes

Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
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I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
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Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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