Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.