I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? A: He was very thinkful.
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.