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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, football
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
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has 60.93 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life, music
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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