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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Chuck Norris
There is man sitting in a bar who is really, really drunk. When the bar closes he gets up to go home. He stumbles and falls couple of times and finally manages to get out of the door. As he gathers himself, he sees a nun passing by. He stumbles over to her and starts punching her in the face. The nun is shocked beyond belief, but before she could say anything, he leans over and punches her again. This time the nun hits the pavement. The drunk stumbles over to her, kicks her in the butt, picks her up and throws her against the wall. By now the nun is very weak and can barely move. He leans over her, grabbing her by the collar of her habit and says, "Not feeling too STRONG tonight, I thought you would be tougher Batman!"
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, celebrity, drunk
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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has 52.09 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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has 51.99 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, game, history, navy
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down. A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" *Holds up bottle* "It allows you to do amazing things!" At this the man stands up, jumps out the window and Flies around twice before coming back into the Building. The blonde then orders the Same beer. She drinks it. And then Jumps out the window. And falls to her death. The Owner of the Bar then turns to the man in the coat and says, "You know you're a real Prick when you're drunk, Superman."
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has 51.56 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, blonde, celebrity, death
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