The best celebrity jokes

When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 58.80 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, holiday
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, mean
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, marriage, political, sex
Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, god, money
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Chuck Norris
There is man sitting in a bar who is really, really drunk. When the bar closes he gets up to go home. He stumbles and falls couple of times and finally manages to get out of the door. As he gathers himself, he sees a nun passing by. He stumbles over to her and starts punching her in the face. The nun is shocked beyond belief, but before she could say anything, he leans over and punches her again. This time the nun hits the pavement. The drunk stumbles over to her, kicks her in the butt, picks her up and throws her against the wall. By now the nun is very weak and can barely move. He leans over her, grabbing her by the collar of her habit and says, "Not feeling too STRONG tonight, I thought you would be tougher Batman!"
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, celebrity, drunk
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