The best celebrity jokes

Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT, life, phone
So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down. A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" *Holds up bottle* "It allows you to do amazing things!" At this the man stands up, jumps out the window and Flies around twice before coming back into the Building. The blonde then orders the Same beer. She drinks it. And then Jumps out the window. And falls to her death. The Owner of the Bar then turns to the man in the coat and says, "You know you're a real Prick when you're drunk, Superman."
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, blonde, celebrity, death
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urine was "The president must go." Bill Clinton storms into his office and demaned to know who did it. So his two body guards run out to find out who it was. Five hours later the two gaurds come back in, they told Bill, "We have some bad news, and we have worse news." "What is the bad news?" asked Bill. "Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice-president, Al Gore." "Whats the worst news?" asked Bill. "The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, political
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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has 52.81 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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has 52.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, technology
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, game, history, navy
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