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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
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