Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris