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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, football
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, technology
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, love
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT, phone
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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