The best celebrity jokes

If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
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