The best celebrity jokes

Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
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has 60.84 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, celebrity, music
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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