Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking."
Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
Vote:
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
Vote:
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates
A: Hugh Hefner.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Vote:
Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Vote:
Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win?
A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.