Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
A real man would never cry in public unless: He watched a movie in which a heroic dog dies to save his master. Or if Heidi klum unbuckled her shirt. Or if he accidentally dropped crates full of beer.
Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.