The best celebrity jokes

How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, mean
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, geography, life, technology, work
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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has 61.40 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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