Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.