The best celebrity jokes

Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, ugly, Yo mama
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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has 63.98 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
A real man would never cry in public unless: He watched a movie in which a heroic dog dies to save his master. Or if Heidi klum unbuckled her shirt. Or if he accidentally dropped crates full of beer.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: beer, celebrity, dog, men
Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, money
Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, wife
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