Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.