There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win? A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic? He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.