The best celebrity jokes

There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, geography, life, technology, work
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, technology
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win? A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic? He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geography, health, war
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, ugly, Yo mama
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
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