The best celebrity jokes

Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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