How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones?
The punchlines are too long.
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her.
She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas?
Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating?
Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The dashboard.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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