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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win? A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, viagra, women
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, ugly, Yo mama
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
A real man would never cry in public unless: He watched a movie in which a heroic dog dies to save his master. Or if Heidi klum unbuckled her shirt. Or if he accidentally dropped crates full of beer.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: beer, celebrity, dog, men
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