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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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has 63.98 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, pirate
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
A real man would never cry in public unless: He watched a movie in which a heroic dog dies to save his master. Or if Heidi klum unbuckled her shirt. Or if he accidentally dropped crates full of beer.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: beer, celebrity, dog, men
Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, money
Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, wife
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
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