The best celebrity jokes

Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking." Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, travel
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, viagra, women
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win? A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
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