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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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If you say "alright" in the mirror 3 times Matthew McConaughey will appear and hand you a joint.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
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