Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.