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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" So, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, cop, death, work
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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has 54.81 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, nerd
A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After taking a drink he sees the guy next to him go over to the window and jump out! "Holy cow! Did you see that!? That guy just jumped out the window!" The bartender does nothing. So the man takes another sip. A minute later the same guy walks in, orders another drink, chugs it, and jumps out the window again. "Jesus! He just jumped again!" The bartender ignores the man. So the man sits puzzled. The guy comes back into the bar, and orders another drink. "How did you survive that jump?" "I ordered a floatie drink, if you drink it in a certain amount of time, you can float." So the guy quickly orders a floatie drink. He takes it from the bartender, and chugs it. He then jumps out the window and... SPLAT! Right on the sidewalk! The Bartender then says, "You know, Superman... you can be a real jerk when youre drunk."
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, beer, celebrity
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, life, music, women
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, sport
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
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