Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.