The best celebrity jokes

Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, football
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, marriage, political, sex
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, love, women
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
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has 60.37 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
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