The best celebrity jokes

Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, football
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, love, women
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
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has 59.94 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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