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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him." "And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly. "And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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