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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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has 70.62 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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has 70.45 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life, music
There was a guy in a bar one night that got drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed, he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well, the nun was totally surprised, but before she could do or say anything, he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much. So then he leaned over her, put his face right next to hers and said; "Not very f..kin' strong tonight, are you Batman?"
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has 70.29 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, celebrity, drunk
Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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has 69.95 % from 449 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler, racist, sport
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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has 68.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music, relationship
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