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Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, food, life, music
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life, music
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven. The angel said "Unfortunately, there’s only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted." The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said, "Look at these, they’re the most perfect breasts God ever created and I’m sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity." The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question. The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word. The Angel immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven." Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God’s own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?" "Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair – no matter how big they are."
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, god, heaven, women
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, women
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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has 71.29 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music, relationship
During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton and Representative Condit had brought about the need for an eleventh commandment. They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be: "Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, god, heaven, life, political
Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, husband, life, music, priest
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