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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Q: Why don't you ask Yoda for money? A: He is always a little to short.
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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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