What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
Q: Why don't you ask Yoda for money? A: He is always a little to short.
There was a guy in a bar one night that got drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed, he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well, the nun was totally surprised, but before she could do or say anything, he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much. So then he leaned over her, put his face right next to hers and said; "Not very f..kin' strong tonight, are you Batman?"
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.