The best celebrity jokes

"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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has 71.64 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, women
There was a guy in a bar one night that got drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed, he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well, the nun was totally surprised, but before she could do or say anything, he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much. So then he leaned over her, put his face right next to hers and said; "Not very f..kin' strong tonight, are you Batman?"
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has 71.33 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, celebrity, drunk
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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has 71.29 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music, relationship
All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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has 70.01 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, husband, life, music, priest
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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has 69.30 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, kids, music
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