The best celebrity jokes

Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
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has 74.84 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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has 74.73 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
What is it? Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn’t have one. The Pope has one but doesn’t use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Bush is one. Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women. Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his. Cher claims that she took on 3. We never saw Lucy use Desi’s. What is it? The answer is: "A Last Name..." You didn’t think I’d tell you a dirty joke, did you?
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has 74.69 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, time
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, teacher
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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has 74.17 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but 'realistically', we’re living with two h***s and a future congressman."
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dad, kids, money, school
There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, geography, life, technology, work
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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has 72.80 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
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