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Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
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Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".
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If I could bring one dead person back to life I'd bring back Walt Disney. Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction...
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