I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
There was a guy in a bar one night that got drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed, he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well, the nun was totally surprised, but before she could do or say anything, he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much. So then he leaned over her, put his face right next to hers and said; "Not very f..kin' strong tonight, are you Batman?"
First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.