Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
There was a guy in a bar one night that got drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk.
When the bar closed, he got up to go home.
As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk.
So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face.
Well, the nun was totally surprised, but before she could do or say anything, he punched her again.
This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt.
Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.
By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much.
So then he leaned over her, put his face right next to hers and said;
"Not very f..kin' strong tonight, are you Batman?"
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler?
Usain bolt can finish a race...
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter...
I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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