The best celebrity jokes

Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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