The best celebrity jokes

Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like... Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, love, music
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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has 66.96 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler, racist, sport
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music
Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking." Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, technology
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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has 66.43 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 65.94 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music