The best celebrity jokes

Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, husband, life, music, priest
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like... Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, love, music
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, viagra, women
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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has 66.73 % from 276 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler, racist, sport
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music