Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic? He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.