The best celebrity jokes

This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out. Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again. Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing. One hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says: "Hey, how the heck are you doing that?!" The first guy responds: "Oh, it's really simple physics. When you chug the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the sidewalk." "WOW!", exclaims the second man, "I gotta try that!." So he orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the sidewalk below. The bartender looks over to the first man and says: "Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk."

Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.

CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.

Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.

Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.

Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.

Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.

Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."

Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.

I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".