Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!