The best celebrity jokes

Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, technology
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, money
Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, women
Bill Gates, Andy Grove, and Jerry Sanders (CEOs of MicroSoft, Intel, and AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense discussion, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Bill is sitting. Bill says, “Oh, that’s my beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I need to take this call.” So Bill lifts his wristwatch to his ear and begins talking into the end of his tie. After completing this call, he notices the others are staring at him. Bill explains, “Oh, this is my new emergency communication system. I have an earpiece built into my watch and a microphone sewn into the end of my tie. That way I can take a call anywhere.” The others nod and the meeting continues. Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Andy starts beeping. He states, “Excuse me gentlemen, this must be an important call.” So Andy taps his earlobe and begins talking into thin air. When he completes his call, he notices the others staring at him and explains, “I also have an emergency communication system. But my earpiece is actually implanted in my earlobe, and the microphone is actually embedded in this fake tooth.” The others nod, and the meeting continues. Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Jerry emits a thunderous fart. He looks up at the others staring at him and says, “Somebody get me a piece of paper… I’m receiving a FAX."
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has 67.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: business, celebrity, fart, IT, phone
Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Halloween
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris