Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton?
A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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Everytime a someone tells me my jokes are funny, I say, "Thanks! I got more lines than Whitney Huston's coffee table.".
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies?
A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice.
Except for Chris Brown.
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The dashboard.
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