Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler?
Usain bolt can finish a race...
I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter...
I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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