The best celebrity jokes

Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like... Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, love, music
How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, mean
Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking." Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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has 63.04 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, geography, life, technology, work
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 62.76 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, marriage, political, sex