Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking."
Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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Everytime a someone tells me my jokes are funny, I say, "Thanks! I got more lines than Whitney Huston's coffee table.".
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies?
A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice.
Except for Chris Brown.
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The dashboard.
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