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Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, music, women
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, kids
During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton and Representative Condit had brought about the need for an eleventh commandment. They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be: "Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, god, heaven, life, political
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music, relationship
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, money
Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris