Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Q: Why don't you ask Yoda for money? A: He is always a little to short.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.
Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.