Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
Q: Why don't you ask Yoda for money? A: He is always a little to short.
First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.