I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high
If I could bring one dead person back to life I'd bring back Walt Disney. Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction...
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
What is it? Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn’t have one. The Pope has one but doesn’t use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Bush is one. Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women. Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his. Cher claims that she took on 3. We never saw Lucy use Desi’s. What is it? The answer is: "A Last Name..." You didn’t think I’d tell you a dirty joke, did you?
"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"