The best celebrity jokes

Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
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has 76.99 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?
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has 76.66 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, money, music
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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has 76.49 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, life, music
Q: Why don't you ask Yoda for money? A: He is always a little to short.
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has 76.32 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, communication, money
First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.
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has 76.11 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, god, life
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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has 75.57 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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has 75.57 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, food, life, music
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