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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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has 76.28 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him. Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasectomy is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker. The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man ask “What are they doing in there”? The nurse responds, “They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care..”
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has 76.17 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, health, hospital, masturbation
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, weed
Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.
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has 75.60 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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has 75.60 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, food, life, music
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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has 75.57 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, life, music
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
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has 75.49 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.
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has 75.19 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, god, life
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