The best celebrity jokes

Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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has 76.80 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, food, life, music
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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has 76.67 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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has 76.58 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: Why don't you ask Yoda for money? A: He is always a little to short.
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has 76.32 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, communication, money
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, nerd
First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.
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has 76.11 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, god, life
Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
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has 75.62 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
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