Q: Why don't you ask Yoda for money? A: He is always a little to short.
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.
Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...