The best celebrity jokes

Q: Why don't you ask Yoda for money? A: He is always a little to short.
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has 76.32 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, communication, money
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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has 76.32 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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has 76.19 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.
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has 76.11 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, god, life
Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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has 75.57 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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has 75.57 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, food, life, music
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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has 75.38 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, life, music
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, teacher
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