The best celebrity jokes

Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life, music
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Quasimodo, the demented bell ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the papers for a assistant bell ringer. One man applied for the job but he had no arms. "How are you going to assist me?" asked Quasimodo. "That's easy!" replied the man and he ran at the bell and banged it with his head. BONG!!! "That's amazing!" said Quasimodo. "Could you show me that again?" "Sure!" said the man and he ran at the bell again but he missed the swinging bell and fell out of the bell tower. A crowd huddled around the hapless man lying in the street and a police office asked, "Does anyone know who he is?" Quasimodo came out and said... "I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME, BUT HIS FACE SURE RINGS A BELL!"
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity
I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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has 71.32 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, women
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, music, women
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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has 70.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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has 70.33 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music, relationship
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