The best celebrity jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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has 69.30 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, kids, music
I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
Everytime a someone tells me my jokes are funny, I say, "Thanks! I got more lines than Whitney Huston's coffee table.".
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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has 69.05 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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has 68.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, music, women
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, weed
Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Halloween
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music
Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, technology
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