The best celebrity jokes

Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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has 72.24 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, kids, music
All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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has 71.69 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life, music
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Chuck Norris
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
Quasimodo, the demented bell ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the papers for a assistant bell ringer. One man applied for the job but he had no arms. "How are you going to assist me?" asked Quasimodo. "That's easy!" replied the man and he ran at the bell and banged it with his head. BONG!!! "That's amazing!" said Quasimodo. "Could you show me that again?" "Sure!" said the man and he ran at the bell again but he missed the swinging bell and fell out of the bell tower. A crowd huddled around the hapless man lying in the street and a police office asked, "Does anyone know who he is?" Quasimodo came out and said... "I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME, BUT HIS FACE SURE RINGS A BELL!"
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: celebrity
This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out. Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again. Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing. One hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says: "Hey, how the heck are you doing that?!" The first guy responds: "Oh, it's really simple physics. When you chug the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the sidewalk." "WOW!", exclaims the second man, "I gotta try that!." So he orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the sidewalk below. The bartender looks over to the first man and says: "Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk."
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has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, beer, celebrity, drunk
I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
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