The best celebrity jokes

Everytime a someone tells me my jokes are funny, I say, "Thanks! I got more lines than Whitney Huston's coffee table.".
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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has 68.36 % from 345 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler, racist, sport
I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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has 68.01 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, music, women
Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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has 67.53 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, kids, music
Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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has 67.19 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Halloween
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