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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
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Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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