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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
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What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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There was a guy in a bar one night that got drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed, he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well, the nun was totally surprised, but before she could do or say anything, he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much. So then he leaned over her, put his face right next to hers and said; "Not very f..kin' strong tonight, are you Batman?"
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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