The best celebrity jokes

All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Quasimodo, the demented bell ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the papers for a assistant bell ringer. One man applied for the job but he had no arms. "How are you going to assist me?" asked Quasimodo. "That's easy!" replied the man and he ran at the bell and banged it with his head. BONG!!! "That's amazing!" said Quasimodo. "Could you show me that again?" "Sure!" said the man and he ran at the bell again but he missed the swinging bell and fell out of the bell tower. A crowd huddled around the hapless man lying in the street and a police office asked, "Does anyone know who he is?" Quasimodo came out and said... "I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME, BUT HIS FACE SURE RINGS A BELL!"
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: celebrity
This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out. Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again. Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing. One hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says: "Hey, how the heck are you doing that?!" The first guy responds: "Oh, it's really simple physics. When you chug the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the sidewalk." "WOW!", exclaims the second man, "I gotta try that!." So he orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the sidewalk below. The bartender looks over to the first man and says: "Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk."
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has 70.32 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, beer, celebrity, drunk
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music, relationship
I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 69.95 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, music, women
During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton and Representative Condit had brought about the need for an eleventh commandment. They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be: "Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, god, heaven, life, political
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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