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Quasimodo, the demented bell ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the papers for a assistant bell ringer. One man applied for the job but he had no arms. "How are you going to assist me?" asked Quasimodo. "That's easy!" replied the man and he ran at the bell and banged it with his head. BONG!!! "That's amazing!" said Quasimodo. "Could you show me that again?" "Sure!" said the man and he ran at the bell again but he missed the swinging bell and fell out of the bell tower. A crowd huddled around the hapless man lying in the street and a police office asked, "Does anyone know who he is?" Quasimodo came out and said... "I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME, BUT HIS FACE SURE RINGS A BELL!"
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: celebrity
Everytime a someone tells me my jokes are funny, I say, "Thanks! I got more lines than Whitney Huston's coffee table.".
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, travel
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, Chuck Norris
How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 69.55 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out. Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again. Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing. One hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says: "Hey, how the heck are you doing that?!" The first guy responds: "Oh, it's really simple physics. When you chug the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the sidewalk." "WOW!", exclaims the second man, "I gotta try that!." So he orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the sidewalk below. The bartender looks over to the first man and says: "Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk."
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has 69.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, beer, celebrity, drunk
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, holiday
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life, music
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