When somebody is totally angry, why not say:
"Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
A: Han So-high
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones?
The punchlines are too long.
Pawn Stars:
Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?"
Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking."
Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."