I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton and Representative Condit had brought about the need for an eleventh commandment. They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be: "Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.