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I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music, relationship
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, music, women
During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton and Representative Condit had brought about the need for an eleventh commandment. They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be: "Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, god, heaven, life, political
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, women
There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, geography, life, technology, work
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, technology
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, Chuck Norris
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