Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.