The best chemistry jokes

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: car, chemistry, nerd
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI
has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, love
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
has 70.32 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd, science
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
has 70.15 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, death, life
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
has 69.92 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, dating, nerd
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
has 69.79 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, military, science
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
has 69.02 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, medical, memory, science
A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that." Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chemistry, death, wife
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
has 67.90 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, ethnic, mexican, racist, stupid
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
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