The best chemistry jokes

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
Vote:
has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: car, chemistry, nerd
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
Vote:
has 70.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, dating, nerd
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
Vote:
has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd, science
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
Vote:
has 69.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
Vote:
has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
Vote:
has 68.05 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, ethnic, mexican, racist, stupid
My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
Vote:
has 66.96 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, disgusting, fart, mother in law, war
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
Vote:
has 66.81 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, military, science
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
Vote:
has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
Vote:
has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, divorce, money
<<<34
More jokes →
Page 3 of 4.