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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed.
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
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Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
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Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle? A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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