The best chemistry jokes

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: car, chemistry, nerd
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
has 71.00 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, death, life
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
has 70.36 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, medical, memory, science
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
has 70.33 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd, science
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
has 70.06 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, dating, nerd
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
has 69.97 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, military, science
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI
has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, love
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
has 68.13 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, ethnic, mexican, racist, stupid
A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that." Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chemistry, death, wife
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
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