The best chemistry jokes

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: car, chemistry, nerd
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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has 70.46 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, dating, nerd
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, love
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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has 69.45 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, ethnic, mexican, racist, stupid
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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has 68.26 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd, science
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, science, winter
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
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has 67.00 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, military, science
My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
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has 64.63 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, disgusting, fart, mother in law, war
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that." Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chemistry, death, wife
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