The best chemistry jokes

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd, science
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, love
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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has 69.45 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, dating, nerd
My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
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has 67.62 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, disgusting, fart, mother in law, war
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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has 67.47 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, ethnic, mexican, racist, stupid
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
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has 66.81 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, military, science
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, chemistry, science
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