The best chemistry jokes

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
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has 71.50 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, medical, memory, science
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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has 71.29 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, nerd, science
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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has 69.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: car, chemistry, nerd
When chemist die, they barium.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: chemistry
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
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has 69.48 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, military, science
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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has 69.45 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, dating, nerd
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, love
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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has 68.27 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, ethnic, mexican, racist, stupid
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
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