The best chemistry jokes

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
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has 76.53 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd, science
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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has 76.49 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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has 75.58 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, hunting, math, nerd
My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
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has 75.02 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, disgusting, fart, mother in law, war
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, money
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed.
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has 73.64 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, science, winter
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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has 73.48 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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has 73.44 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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has 73.29 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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has 72.39 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd