The best chemistry jokes

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
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My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed.
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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI
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