The best chemistry jokes

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
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has 76.70 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: chemistry
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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has 76.15 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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has 75.97 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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has 75.93 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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has 75.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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has 75.20 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, money
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
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has 73.41 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, medical, memory, science
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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has 70.72 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
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