The best chemistry jokes

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
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has 77.50 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: chemistry
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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has 76.51 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, money
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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has 76.48 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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has 76.05 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, hunting, math, nerd
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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has 75.95 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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has 75.73 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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has 74.83 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
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has 74.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, medical, memory, science
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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has 72.92 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
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