A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.