Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed.
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"