The best chemistry jokes

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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has 78.30 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
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has 77.50 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: chemistry
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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has 77.17 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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has 76.51 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, money
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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has 75.94 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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has 75.36 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, hunting, math, nerd
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
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has 74.78 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, medical, memory, science
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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has 72.34 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: car, chemistry, nerd
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