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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed.
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI
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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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