The best chemistry jokes

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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has 78.20 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
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has 77.50 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: chemistry
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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has 76.89 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, hunting, math, nerd
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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has 76.80 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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has 75.94 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, medical, memory, science
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, money
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, science, winter
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
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