The best chemistry jokes

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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has 75.96 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, life, love, nerd
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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has 74.63 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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has 73.80 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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has 73.75 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
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has 73.34 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, disgusting, fart, mother in law, war
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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has 72.83 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed.
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has 72.70 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, science, winter
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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has 71.88 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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has 71.67 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, hunting, math, nerd
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