The best chemistry jokes

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
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has 77.25 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: chemistry
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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has 77.19 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, hunting, math, nerd
A scientist tells a pharmacist, "Give me some prepared tablets of acetylsalicylic acid." "Do you mean aspirin?" asks the pharmacist. The scientist slaps his forehead. "That's it!" he says. "I can never remember the name."
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has 76.96 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, geek, medical, memory, science
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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has 76.67 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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has 76.19 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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has 76.01 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed.
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, science, winter
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, love
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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has 73.41 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, money
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