The best chemistry jokes

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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has 76.22 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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has 76.20 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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has 75.05 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, hunting, math, nerd
My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
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has 74.14 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, disgusting, fart, mother in law, war
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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has 74.13 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, money
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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has 72.85 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, death, life
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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has 72.83 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed.
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has 72.34 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, science, winter