The best chemistry jokes

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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has 75.63 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, hunting, math, nerd
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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has 75.18 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
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has 75.13 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, disgusting, fart, mother in law, war
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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has 74.81 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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has 74.73 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, money
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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has 73.96 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed.
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has 73.80 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, science, winter
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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has 73.55 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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has 73.31 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: bar, chemistry, nerd