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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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