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Q: What did the cow say to the other cow? A: Moo.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication
May: "Why did you slap me?!" Michael: "I didn't slap your face! I High fived it!" May: "I'm going to tell mom on you when we go to the sea side!" Micheal: "Uh, Shore you will." May: "Don't be such a beach."
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, vulgar
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, fat, food, women
Did you ever notice: Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, women
Librarians may be shy, but their patrons aren't. Look at their oddball requests: A patron offered me $100 to steal a cactus from somebody's yard. A patron wanted me to find a book to teach her dog german. A patron on his way to the casino asked to rub my red hair for luck. A patron once asked me for my home phone number so she could call me with reference questions when I wasn't at work.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, dog, money, phone, work
A magician comes to a seniors' home for entertainment afternoon: "Aaaaand? Is everybody heeere?" Seniors, enthusiastically, "Yeaaaah!" Magician, winking, "But not for looooong...!"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, old people, vulgar
One day a priest told the Mother Superior that he was going into town and try to convert some ladies of the evening. Later off he went and drove to a certain part of town known for the ladies of the evening. The first one he approached asked him before he had a chance to say a word she said "heh Father, how about a little head for 10" He was clueless and embarrassed and left quickly. He approached another young woman and again before he could say a word she said "heh Father, how about a little head for 10?" Again he left quickly and returned to the convent. Once back he saw Mother Superior and quietly took him aside and whispered Mother Superior "what's head?" She replied "$10.00 same as in town."
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, money, priest, sex
A girlfriend said to me during sex that I should be a little more graceful, so I went to ballet classes!
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, relationship, sex
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, dirty, sex
A young fellow went to a Jewish Doctor and told the doctor he was worried because he could not get an erection. Whereupon the doctor told him to eat Jewish Rye Bread. So on his way home, the young man stopped a Jewish Bakery and asked for 25 Loaves of Rye Bread. The Baker said "25 Loaves? It will get hard before you get rid of it." Whereupon the patient in excitement said "Give me 50 loaves."
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, food, jewish
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