The best communication jokes

Q: What do you call a pot of angry water? A: Boiling mad.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication
Just had an argument with the manager in McDonald's. What a clown!
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, management
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, office, work
My 3-year-old granddaughter, Sydney, told my husband, Ted, and me that she was going fishing with her dad. Ted asked if she was going to use worms. "No," she said. "I'm going to use a fishing pole."
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, fish, kids
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication
Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate? A: Pork Chop.
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, sport
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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has 64.02 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, lesbian
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
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