The best communication jokes

Employee: "Hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get you today." Little Johnny: "Can I get some McWater, A McNumber10, and a McCoke." Employee: "Sir you know you don't have to put Mc in front of anything you order." Little Johnny: "Ok I just really like Donald's." Employee: "Sir its McDonald's." Little Johnny: "Ma'am you don't have to put Mc in front of everything."
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, food, little Johnny
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.
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has 64.21 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, knock-knock
My girlfriend told me that will change me. I thought she was referring to the character, but she found a new boyfriend!
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has 64.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: communication, couple, love, relationship, single
Teacher: "Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words? Little Johnny: "Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in order to reach on time." Teacher: "You didn't use any bad word in your sentence." Little Johnny: "Well, when I was running I farted many times!"
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has 64.10 % from 362 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, fart, little Johnny, teacher
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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has 64.03 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright. Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed: - to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying. - to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin. - to be a Nobel Prize winner. - to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time. - he was fired "on accident."
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, prison, stupid, work
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry. So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, friendship, mean
It was the standard series of check-in questions that every traveler gets at the airlines counter, including, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" "If it was put there without my knowledge," I asked, "how would I know?" The agent behind the counter smiled smugly. "That's why we ask."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, travel
A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar. The bartender says "What will it be?" The sandpaper goes "Just something to take the edge off"
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: bartender, communication
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