The best communication jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
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has 65.13 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
A man is visiting a foreign country but does not speak the language that they speak there. He decides to go to a church service, but the priest is speaking the native language, so the American man just does whatever the man in front of him does. When the man in front of him stands, so does the American man. When the man in front of him sits, so does the American man. At one point, the priest says something, and the man in front of him stood. So the American man stood too. Everyone in the church gasped, so the American man hurriedly sat back down. Later, the American man figured out that the priest was congratulating a birth. When he had asked who was the father, and both men stood up, it had caused some confusion!
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: baby, church, communication, dad, ethnic
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, IT
When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, communication, geek
I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. "That's total bollocks" I replied. By text, from across the road.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, marriage, mean
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
After a recent football game, the team went into the locker room to get out of their uniforms and to shower. In the showers, Bubba noticed that Duke has a cork shoved up his butt-hole. So, Bubba asked, "Duke, why in the world do you have a cork up your butt?" Duke answered, "Last night when I was cleaning my antique brass lamps, a genie came out of one of them. The genie said that I had one wish. I was really startled and I replied, "No shit!"
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, football, genie
The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes. St. Peter: "What do you want? " Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus." St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: christian, communication, ethnic, heaven, time
A man and woman were on their first date. The woman was trying to make conversation and said, "So I hear you hunt deer." The man looked away and turned red. "What's wrong?" asked the woman. "I'm not used to someone calling me dear on the first date," the man said.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, dating, hunting, men, women
My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry. So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, friendship, mean
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