The best communication jokes

Did you ever notice: Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!
Vote:
has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, women
Librarians may be shy, but their patrons aren't. Look at their oddball requests: A patron offered me $100 to steal a cactus from somebody's yard. A patron wanted me to find a book to teach her dog german. A patron on his way to the casino asked to rub my red hair for luck. A patron once asked me for my home phone number so she could call me with reference questions when I wasn't at work.
Vote:
has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, dog, money, phone, work
I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
Vote:
has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, office, work
Teacher: "What does a duck say?" Jenny: "Quack Quack" Teacher: "What does a cow say?" Madison: "Moo" Teacher: "What does a pig say?" Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
Vote:
has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, kids, little Johnny, vulgar
Q: What did one magnet say to the other? A: I find you very attractive.
Vote:
has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, science
Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright. Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed: - to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying. - to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin. - to be a Nobel Prize winner. - to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time. - he was fired "on accident."
Vote:
has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, prison, stupid, work
Q: What did dick say to rubber? A: "Cover me I'm going in."
Vote:
has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex
Q: If Nuts on your chest are Chestnuts and Nuts on a wall are Walnuts. What are Nuts on your chin called? A: A Cock in the mouth!
Vote:
has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food
A man has came over to his wife in a request. She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants. 3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
Vote:
has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, wife
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
Vote:
has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, music, school, sex
<<<26272829
More jokes →
Page 26 of 44.