The best communication jokes

Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
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has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dinosaur
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti? A: "I'm pasta."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
Employee: "Hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get you today." Little Johnny: "Can I get some McWater, A McNumber10, and a McCoke." Employee: "Sir you know you don't have to put Mc in front of anything you order." Little Johnny: "Ok I just really like Donald's." Employee: "Sir its McDonald's." Little Johnny: "Ma'am you don't have to put Mc in front of everything."
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, food, little Johnny
There were five brothers named somebody, nobody, anybody mad and brain. One day somebody and nobody were fighting, and just at that moment the anybody called police. The police picked up the phone, and said hello. Then Anybody: "Hello sir! I want to inform you that somebody is beating nobody." Police: "Sorry!" Anybody: "Sir somebody is beating nobody" Police: "Are you mad? Who are you? What's your name?" Anybody: "No, sir mad is dancing, I am anybody" Police: "Shut up you idiot. What are you saying? Where have your brain gone? Is it lost?" Anybody: "No, sir brain is not lost. Brain is in the bathroom."
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has 62.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, family, phone, stupid
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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has 62.90 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, racist
Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright. Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed: - to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying. - to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin. - to be a Nobel Prize winner. - to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time. - he was fired "on accident."
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, prison, stupid, work
Q: What is a parrot's favorite game? A: Hide and Speak!
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: bird, communication, game, parrot
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate? A: Pork Chop.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, sport
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, dirty, family, stupid
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