The best communication jokes

Q: Know why skeletons are so calm? A: Because nothing gets under their skin.
has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, Halloween
A man and woman were on their first date. The woman was trying to make conversation and said, "So I hear you hunt deer." The man looked away and turned red. "What's wrong?" asked the woman. "I'm not used to someone calling me dear on the first date," the man said.
has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, dating, hunting, men, women
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
has 61.96 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, insulting, kids, white people
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
has 61.93 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, lesbian
If you understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English, press 2.
has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service
A man is in a mall and sees a clothes store. He sees a magnificent, brand new jacket in the shop window and decides he shall try it on and buy it. So he walks into the shop and asks an employee: "Excuse me sir." "How can I help you" the employee replies. "Could I by any chance try on that jacket in your shop window?" The employee looks at him and says "No you shall not you are to try it on in the changing rooms like everybody else!"
has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, customer service, men
Q: What is a parrot's favorite game? A: Hide and Speak!
has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: bird, communication, game, parrot
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti? A: "I'm pasta."
has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, political, women
The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes. St. Peter: "What do you want? " Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus." St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
has 61.45 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: christian, communication, ethnic, heaven, time
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