The best communication jokes

Q: What did one magnet say to the other? A: I find you very attractive.
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Little Johnny comes home from school, and his mom asks: "Johnny, how did it go with your exam? Was written or oral?" And Johnny says: "Mom, I think it was anal... 'Cuz it went like shit!"
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Q: What was the world's first palindrome? A: Madam, I'm Adam.
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Q: What did the basketball say to the player? A: Please don't shoot me.
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None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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I don't like the term "anal bleaching". I prefer "changing your ringtone."
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A really bad impressionist walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the wrong face?"
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Just had an argument with the manager in McDonald's. What a clown!
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Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? A: HIGH-Definition.
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