The best communication jokes

Q: What is a parrot's favorite game? A: Hide and Speak!
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: bird, communication, game, parrot
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Work emails are like the gym. You sign up for it thinking it will be loads of fun. You get bored of it within hours. You only keep going to keep up your reputation. The more you stay away, the harder it is to go back.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, gym, life, time, work
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.
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has 64.10 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, knock-knock
Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: communication, fart, marriage, mean, sex
Q: What was the world's first palindrome? A: Madam, I'm Adam.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: bible, communication, history
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, health, stupid
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get underway. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses. At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway. The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne. Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we aren't going to know when to take off!"
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: airplane, communication, dog, health
A young man decided after 4 years of working nonstop at a decent paying job and saving the bulk of his earnings that perhaps it was time to settle down. He called up an old girlfriend from his high school days and she answered on the first ring. As they spoke and reminisced about old times she said to him "Wow, this has been great, I've really enjoyed speaking with you, but I must ask, where on earth did you find my number?" To which he replied "Honestly? I'm just as surprised as you are, I have been working as a jani tor in our old high school and just happened to see your number etched into the door of a boys bathroom stall! I'm amazed you still have the same number after all these years!" And she responded "Well, how else was I supposed to keep in touch with all the boys I used to sleep with?"
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, time, work
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