The best communication jokes

Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.
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has 64.84 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, knock-knock
There was a little boy sitting on a curb in one hand he had a cat and the other a box of smarties. Every so often he would pop a smartie bite the cat get up and move down to the curb. There is a man watching this young boy and wonders what he's doing once again the kid pops a smartie bites the cat gets up and moves down on the curb. So the man comes outside and yells to the boy but the boy ignores him and continues popping a smartie biting the cat and moving down the curb. Finally the man screams hey kid "what are you doing?" The boy looks back and says "who? me?" The man says "yes." The little boy responds "Well sir I'm playing trucker." The man confused says "What do you mean playing trucker." The little boy then says "Yes, playing trucker I'm popping pills, eating pussy and moving down the road."
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, dirty, game, kids
Q: What did one magnet say to the other? A: I find you very attractive.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, science
Teacher: "Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words? Little Johnny: "Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in order to reach on time." Teacher: "You didn't use any bad word in your sentence." Little Johnny: "Well, when I was running I farted many times!"
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has 64.73 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, fart, little Johnny, teacher
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, political, women
Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, fart, marriage, mean, sex
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, IT, technology
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
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has 64.50 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
Q: If Nuts on your chest are Chestnuts and Nuts on a wall are Walnuts. What are Nuts on your chin called? A: A Cock in the mouth!
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food
Q: What do you call a pot of angry water? A: Boiling mad.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication
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