The best communication jokes

Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."
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has 67.50 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, doctor, military, navy
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response, I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.
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has 67.50 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, women
Q: What do you call a lesbian with eight girlfriends? A: An octopus.
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has 67.13 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: communication, lesbian, relationship
The buzzword of this election is "CHANGE." Candidates toss it around without saying what they want to change to. Just that we need CHANGE! This brings to mind the following illustration... Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant who inspected his Marines and told the "Gunny" that they smelled bad. The lieutenant suggested that they change their underwear. The "Gunny" responded, "Aye, aye, sir. I'll see to it immediately." He went into the tent and said, "The lieutenant thinks you guys smell bad, and he wants you to change your underwear. Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, Brown, you change with Schultz..." "Change, now get on with it!" And the moral is: A candidate may promise change in Washington... but the stink remains!
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, military, political, time
An 87-year-old man chats with his doctor: "So, I'm getting married again next week, doc!" "Oh, that's wonderful! And how old is the bride?" "She's 19." "That's fantastic – but I have to warn you, too much action in the bed can be deadly!" "Ah well, if she dies, I'll just have to remarry."
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, doctor, marriage, old people
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti? A: "I'm pasta."
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, friendship
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, music, science
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, dirty, sex
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