The best communication jokes

I've asked my girlfriend to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub. She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, relationship, romantic
I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, office, work
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, "What for? Are you going to set it on fire!"
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, friendship, stupid
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology
How to speak Irish: Whale Oil Beef Hooked Say them all quickly.
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: communication, ethnic, geography
Teacher: "Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words? Little Johnny: "Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in order to reach on time." Teacher: "You didn't use any bad word in your sentence." Little Johnny: "Well, when I was running I farted many times!"
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has 64.29 % from 370 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, fart, little Johnny, teacher
Q: What did dick say to rubber? A: "Cover me I'm going in."
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex
Q: What do you call a pot of angry water? A: Boiling mad.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication
My boss is in the process of filling an open manager position. I asked him to please hire a man because women are crazy. He agreed with me. I got upset that he agreed. I'm pretty sure I unintentionally proved my point.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, mean, women, work
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication
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