The best communication jokes

I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, office, work
Work emails are like the gym. You sign up for it thinking it will be loads of fun. You get bored of it within hours. You only keep going to keep up your reputation. The more you stay away, the harder it is to go back.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, gym, life, time, work
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology
Q: What do you call a lesbian with eight girlfriends? A: An octopus.
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has 64.54 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: communication, lesbian, relationship
After a recent football game, the team went into the locker room to get out of their uniforms and to shower. In the showers, Bubba noticed that Duke has a cork shoved up his butt-hole. So, Bubba asked, "Duke, why in the world do you have a cork up your butt?" Duke answered, "Last night when I was cleaning my antique brass lamps, a genie came out of one of them. The genie said that I had one wish. I was really startled and I replied, "No shit!"
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, football, genie
A young fellow went to a Jewish Doctor and told the doctor he was worried because he could not get an erection. Whereupon the doctor told him to eat Jewish Rye Bread. So on his way home, the young man stopped a Jewish Bakery and asked for 25 Loaves of Rye Bread. The Baker said "25 Loaves? It will get hard before you get rid of it." Whereupon the patient in excitement said "Give me 50 loaves."
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has 64.50 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, food, jewish
Q: What did dick say to rubber? A: "Cover me I'm going in."
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex
Q: What do you call a pot of angry water? A: Boiling mad.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication
A man walks into a clock shop where a beautiful woman is working. He walks to the counter unzips his fly and pulls out his cock. The woman screams "excuse me sir this is a CLOCK SHOP". I know replied the man "I want two hands and a face put on this".
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has 64.23 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, men, sex, women
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