The best communication jokes

Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, IT
I would tell a joke about a bed, but it hasn't been made up yet.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication
St. Peter was sat next to the god in heaven when the all of a sudden the pearly gates started to rattle. God said to Peter,"go and see who is rattling the gates." Peter ran down the stairway to heaven and opened the pearly gates and there stood a dirty unwashed man in a vest. Peter looked the man up and down and said "yes' can I help you?" The man replied in a broad Irish accent, "Top of the mornin to ya sur, would the good lord have any scrap he be not wanting?" St. Peter stood silent for a moment then said: "wait here a moment." Peter shut the gate and ran back up the stairway to heaven and said to God, "It's Pykies my lord, wanting scrap." God says to St. Peter "Shit! Lock everything up and hide the keys, then go back down and tell them to bugger off!" Peter runs down the stairway to heaven opens the gate and tells "the pykie to bugger off, slams the pearly gates shut and locks it. Peter returns to the lord." God says to Peter, "we'll give it half hour then go and see if they have gone." A half hour passed. "Peter! Go and see if they have gone!" Peter runs down the stairway to heaven then returns to God panting and says to God "They have gone, my Lord!" "Good" says God, "and so have the pearly gates, my lord."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, god, heaven, mean, time
Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate? A: Pork Chop.
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has 64.73 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, sport
One day little Flora was taken to have an aching tooth removed. That night, while she was saying her prayers, her mother was surprised to hear her say: "And forgive us our debts as we forgive our dentists."
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, dentist, kids, money, religious
My girlfriend told me that will change me. I thought she was referring to the character, but she found a new boyfriend!
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has 64.69 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: communication, couple, love, relationship, single
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.
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has 64.67 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, knock-knock
Q: What did dick say to rubber? A: "Cover me I'm going in."
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?" The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the boy next to him? Mike's a trucker who weighs 295 and he's a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?" The fella says, "Naw, you're right... I'd hate to have to explain it three times!"
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, redneck, stupid
Q: What do you call a pot of angry water? A: Boiling mad.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication
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