The best communication jokes

Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
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has 65.80 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, husband, stupid, ugly
Q: If Nuts on your chest are Chestnuts and Nuts on a wall are Walnuts. What are Nuts on your chin called? A: A Cock in the mouth!
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.
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has 65.42 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, knock-knock
None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, friendship
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food, mean, old people
A boastful hunter kept telling his buddies the same story, and they chided him for telling it over and over. He reminded them that they often tell the same stories. "Not so," said one friend. "We re-share, you repeat."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, hunting
Q: What was the world's first palindrome? A: Madam, I'm Adam.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: bible, communication, history
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
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has 65.08 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, IT
When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, communication, geek
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