Two blondes were talking together:
First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?"
Second: "He isn't just now my engaged."
First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!"
Second: "He is now my husband!"
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Q: If Nuts on your chest are Chestnuts and Nuts on a wall are Walnuts. What are Nuts on your chin called?
A: A Cock in the mouth!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
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None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
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A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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A boastful hunter kept telling his buddies the same story, and they chided him for telling it over and over.
He reminded them that they often tell the same stories.
"Not so," said one friend. "We re-share, you repeat."
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Q: What was the world's first palindrome?
A: Madam, I'm Adam.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.
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Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store?
A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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When somebody is totally angry, why not say:
"Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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