The best communication jokes

A man and woman were on their first date. The woman was trying to make conversation and said, "So I hear you hunt deer." The man looked away and turned red. "What's wrong?" asked the woman. "I'm not used to someone calling me dear on the first date," the man said.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, dating, hunting, men, women
Q: What do you call a pot of angry water? A: Boiling mad.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication
Just had an argument with the manager in McDonald's. What a clown!
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, management
Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? A: HIGH-Definition.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, drug
I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, office, work
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Work emails are like the gym. You sign up for it thinking it will be loads of fun. You get bored of it within hours. You only keep going to keep up your reputation. The more you stay away, the harder it is to go back.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, gym, life, time, work
Q: What did dick say to rubber? A: "Cover me I'm going in."
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex
After a recent football game, the team went into the locker room to get out of their uniforms and to shower. In the showers, Bubba noticed that Duke has a cork shoved up his butt-hole. So, Bubba asked, "Duke, why in the world do you have a cork up your butt?" Duke answered, "Last night when I was cleaning my antique brass lamps, a genie came out of one of them. The genie said that I had one wish. I was really startled and I replied, "No shit!"
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, football, genie
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