The best communication jokes

Q: What is a parrot's favorite game? A: Hide and Speak!
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bird, communication, game, parrot
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food, mean, old people
Q: What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve? A: Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: bible, communication, men, women
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, IT
May: "Why did you slap me?!" Michael: "I didn't slap your face! I High fived it!" May: "I'm going to tell mom on you when we go to the sea side!" Micheal: "Uh, Shore you will." May: "Don't be such a beach."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, vulgar
Librarians may be shy, but their patrons aren't. Look at their oddball requests: A patron offered me $100 to steal a cactus from somebody's yard. A patron wanted me to find a book to teach her dog german. A patron on his way to the casino asked to rub my red hair for luck. A patron once asked me for my home phone number so she could call me with reference questions when I wasn't at work.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, dog, money, phone, work
The fingers of my girlfriend were in my pants; I asked her "Is it thick?" She said "yes dear." Again I asked: "Is it warm?" She replied: "yes honey." Then I asked: "Is it soft?" She said, "yes of course." "It is my shit!" I told her.
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has 64.88 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, relationship, sex
Yesterday I lost my pen. Today I saw it in my girlfriend's hand When I told her: "My PEN IS in your hand." She began to laugh. I don'nt why...
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: communication, relationship
A girlfriend said to me during sex that I should be a little more graceful, so I went to ballet classes!
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, relationship, sex
Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.
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has 64.46 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, poems, sex, women
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