The best communication jokes

Teacher: "Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words? Little Johnny: "Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in order to reach on time." Teacher: "You didn't use any bad word in your sentence." Little Johnny: "Well, when I was running I farted many times!"
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has 65.35 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, fart, little Johnny, teacher
A young fellow went to a Jewish Doctor and told the doctor he was worried because he could not get an erection. Whereupon the doctor told him to eat Jewish Rye Bread. So on his way home, the young man stopped a Jewish Bakery and asked for 25 Loaves of Rye Bread. The Baker said "25 Loaves? It will get hard before you get rid of it." Whereupon the patient in excitement said "Give me 50 loaves."
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, food, jewish
A magician comes to a seniors' home for entertainment afternoon: "Aaaaand? Is everybody heeere?" Seniors, enthusiastically, "Yeaaaah!" Magician, winking, "But not for looooong...!"
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, old people, vulgar
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, political, women
After a recent football game, the team went into the locker room to get out of their uniforms and to shower. In the showers, Bubba noticed that Duke has a cork shoved up his butt-hole. So, Bubba asked, "Duke, why in the world do you have a cork up your butt?" Duke answered, "Last night when I was cleaning my antique brass lamps, a genie came out of one of them. The genie said that I had one wish. I was really startled and I replied, "No shit!"
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, football, genie
Q: What did the cow say to the other cow? A: Moo.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, music, science
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, IT
May: "Why did you slap me?!" Michael: "I didn't slap your face! I High fived it!" May: "I'm going to tell mom on you when we go to the sea side!" Micheal: "Uh, Shore you will." May: "Don't be such a beach."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, vulgar
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, fat, food, women
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