The best communication jokes

Q: What did one magnet say to the other? A: I find you very attractive.
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Q: What did the basketball say to the player? A: Please don't shoot me.
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Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
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I've asked my girlfriend to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub. She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.
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Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.
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A man has came over to his wife in a request. She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants. 3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
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Just had an argument with the manager in McDonald's. What a clown!
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Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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