The best communication jokes

May: "Why did you slap me?!" Michael: "I didn't slap your face! I High fived it!" May: "I'm going to tell mom on you when we go to the sea side!" Micheal: "Uh, Shore you will." May: "Don't be such a beach."
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A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geek, internet, men
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
Librarians may be shy, but their patrons aren't. Look at their oddball requests: A patron offered me $100 to steal a cactus from somebody's yard. A patron wanted me to find a book to teach her dog german. A patron on his way to the casino asked to rub my red hair for luck. A patron once asked me for my home phone number so she could call me with reference questions when I wasn't at work.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, dog, money, phone, work
Him: "I'm going to come and see you, I don't care about the gas prices or anything I'm coming to no matter what." Her: "Aw okay, I'm going to get ready." Him: "I love you, I can't wait to see you, I'm getting ready to leave." Her: "Okay honey, I'm on my period, just letting you know." Him: "My car just blew up, I can't come see you." Her: "Get your friend to bring you, he always does." Him: "He got shot I can't come, sorry." Her: "Never mind I'm not on my period, my panties are just red." Him: "My boy said he is okay, he's going to take me, I'm going." Her: "I'm really on my period." Him: "Damn! He got shot again..."
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, love, relationship
Work emails are like the gym. You sign up for it thinking it will be loads of fun. You get bored of it within hours. You only keep going to keep up your reputation. The more you stay away, the harder it is to go back.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, gym, life, time, work
A girlfriend said to me during sex that I should be a little more graceful, so I went to ballet classes!
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, relationship, sex
Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, mean, men, women
My wife found a porn magazine in our son's room the other day. She showed it to me, and it was BDSM. She asked me "What we should do?" Me: "Probably not spank him." She belted me with the magazine. Now I know where he gets it from.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, life, wife
Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, poems, sex, women
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