The best communication jokes

My boss is in the process of filling an open manager position. I asked him to please hire a man because women are crazy. He agreed with me. I got upset that he agreed. I'm pretty sure I unintentionally proved my point.
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Sometimes I use really big words which I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.
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Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
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Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile. In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
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Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks. The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here." The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this handrail is bloody low down"
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Q: What did one vegan say to the other vegan? A: We have to stop meating like this.
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A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help. "What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me." "Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow." She says, "It's ceramic tile."
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There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
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