Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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Q: What do you call fake spaghetti? A: "I'm pasta."
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
Yesterday I lost my pen. Today I saw it in my girlfriend's hand When I told her: "My PEN IS in your hand." She began to laugh. I don'nt why...
Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
Q: Wanna know the biggest lie my dad ever told me? A: I'll be back.
I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.