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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service
I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, time, work
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?" The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the boy next to him? Mike's a trucker who weighs 295 and he's a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?" The fella says, "Naw, you're right... I'd hate to have to explain it three times!"
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, redneck, stupid
I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dirty, school
Wife asked her husband to give her the newspaper. Husband: "How backward you are? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper... Take my iPad..." Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach. Husband faints. Moral: Whatever the wife asks, give her without argument. Show your smartness in office, not at home.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, husband, office, technology, wife
While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set. "If you get your train," I told him, "your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?" The boy became very quiet. So, moving the conversation along, I asked, "What else would you like Santa to bring you?" He promptly replied, "Another train."
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, communication, kids, work
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, mean, technology, work
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Man walks into a bar and sits next to another customer. Bartender comes over and says to the new customer, "what can I get you?" Customer says "bourbon and coke." Bartender looks at first customer and says another "beer Jackass?" He says nods his head yes. 10 minutes later bartender comes back to check to see if customer wants another bourbon and coke and customer says "sure." Bartender looks at first customer and says "another beer Jackass?" And customer nods yes. Bourbon and coke customer says to beer customer, "Man you are the customer, don't le t that bartender talk to you like that." Beer customer says "it's ok he al, he al, He always calls me that!"
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, communication, customer service, vulgar
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