The best communication jokes

The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, drunk, stupid
A man is in a mall and sees a clothes store. He sees a magnificent, brand new jacket in the shop window and decides he shall try it on and buy it. So he walks into the shop and asks an employee: "Excuse me sir." "How can I help you" the employee replies. "Could I by any chance try on that jacket in your shop window?" The employee looks at him and says "No you shall not you are to try it on in the changing rooms like everybody else!"
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, customer service, men
Teacher: "What does a duck say?" Jenny: "Quack Quack" Teacher: "What does a cow say?" Madison: "Moo" Teacher: "What does a pig say?" Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
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has 60.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, kids, little Johnny, vulgar
Employee: "Hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get you today." Little Johnny: "Can I get some McWater, A McNumber10, and a McCoke." Employee: "Sir you know you don't have to put Mc in front of anything you order." Little Johnny: "Ok I just really like Donald's." Employee: "Sir its McDonald's." Little Johnny: "Ma'am you don't have to put Mc in front of everything."
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has 60.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, food, little Johnny
Little Johnny comes home from school, and his mom asks: "Johnny, how did it go with your exam? Was written or oral?" And Johnny says: "Mom, I think it was anal... 'Cuz it went like shit!"
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, school, vulgar
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."
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has 60.22 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock, memory, relationship
Q: What did the basketball say to the player? A: Please don't shoot me.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, sport
Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, technology, time
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