The best communication jokes

Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
Q: What did the cow say to the other cow? A: Moo.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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has 60.66 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, insulting, kids, white people
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, political, women
Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, teen, terrorist
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
Yesterday I lost my pen. Today I saw it in my girlfriend's hand When I told her: "My PEN IS in your hand." She began to laugh. I don'nt why...
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, relationship
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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has 60.26 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, lesbian
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, technology, time
Q: Wanna know the biggest lie my dad ever told me? A: I'll be back.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad
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