The best communication jokes

It was the standard series of check-in questions that every traveler gets at the airlines counter, including, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" "If it was put there without my knowledge," I asked, "how would I know?" The agent behind the counter smiled smugly. "That's why we ask."
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, travel
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, health, time
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
I've asked my girlfriend to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub. She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, relationship, romantic
Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? A: HIGH-Definition.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, drug
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, IT, technology
Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, teen, terrorist
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, music, school, sex
A man is visiting a foreign country but does not speak the language that they speak there. He decides to go to a church service, but the priest is speaking the native language, so the American man just does whatever the man in front of him does. When the man in front of him stands, so does the American man. When the man in front of him sits, so does the American man. At one point, the priest says something, and the man in front of him stood. So the American man stood too. Everyone in the church gasped, so the American man hurriedly sat back down. Later, the American man figured out that the priest was congratulating a birth. When he had asked who was the father, and both men stood up, it had caused some confusion!
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: baby, church, communication, dad, ethnic
In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long dicks. On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club. When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's penis length the guy said: "Mine is 10 inches long" The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing: "Here isn't a suitable place for you." The porter said, "Look at me I 've turned three time my dick around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby dick."
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has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, vulgar
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