The best communication jokes

Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women? A: men have an antenna!
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has 59.41 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, men, women
A girlfriend said to me during sex that I should be a little more graceful, so I went to ballet classes!
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, relationship, sex
Two blondes were repairing a roof, with one working on one side and one on the other. After a while, one blonde noticed that her friend would carefully examine each nail before hammering it down, but half of the time she would toss the nail behind her after examining it. Figuring that there couldn't be that many bad nails, she yelled out to her friend: "Why are you tossing out all those nails?" "Well, those were all pointing the wrong way!" was the response. Infuriated, the first blonde bellowed "You, idiot! Those are for my side of the roof!!"
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid, work
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
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has 58.80 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, mean, sex
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, death, kids, Thanksgiving
A really bad impressionist walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the wrong face?"
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bar, beauty, communication
Q: Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches Long? A: Because if it will 12 inches then it will a foot.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
A random communist leader hears about a man making jokes about him. He organizes a feast and calls the man. Leader: "This is how all meals will look in the future!" Man: (looks for a few seconds at the leader then says): "I thought I was the one around with the jokes."
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, political, time
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, health, stupid
Q: What did one vegan say to the other vegan? A: We have to stop meating like this.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
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