The best communication jokes

Q: What did the cow say to the other cow? A: Moo.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication
Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
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has 59.71 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: communication, fart, marriage, mean, sex
Two blondes were repairing a roof, with one working on one side and one on the other. After a while, one blonde noticed that her friend would carefully examine each nail before hammering it down, but half of the time she would toss the nail behind her after examining it. Figuring that there couldn't be that many bad nails, she yelled out to her friend: "Why are you tossing out all those nails?" "Well, those were all pointing the wrong way!" was the response. Infuriated, the first blonde bellowed "You, idiot! Those are for my side of the roof!!"
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid, work
In school, we had to do a skit demonstrating key concepts of the English language. My skit on the "diphthong" clearly demonstrated that the string micro-bikini was not a wise choice.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, ethnic, school
A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: accountant, business, communication
Yesterday I lost my pen. Today I saw it in my girlfriend's hand When I told her: "My PEN IS in your hand." She began to laugh. I don'nt why...
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, relationship
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid
I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, time, work
Q: What did the letter O said to the letter Q? A: Dude, your dick is hanging out.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
Q: Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches Long? A: Because if it will 12 inches then it will a foot.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
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