The best communication jokes

While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set. "If you get your train," I told him, "your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?" The boy became very quiet. So, moving the conversation along, I asked, "What else would you like Santa to bring you?" He promptly replied, "Another train."
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, communication, kids, work
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, mean, technology, work
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Man walks into a bar and sits next to another customer. Bartender comes over and says to the new customer, "what can I get you?" Customer says "bourbon and coke." Bartender looks at first customer and says another "beer Jackass?" He says nods his head yes. 10 minutes later bartender comes back to check to see if customer wants another bourbon and coke and customer says "sure." Bartender looks at first customer and says "another beer Jackass?" And customer nods yes. Bourbon and coke customer says to beer customer, "Man you are the customer, don't le t that bartender talk to you like that." Beer customer says "it's ok he al, he al, He always calls me that!"
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, communication, customer service, vulgar
My husband, who uses a wheelchair, showed up at his eye doctor for an appointment. The receptionist checked the schedule, then said, "The nurse will call you in a moment. Have a seat." He smiled. "Done."
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, health, husband, nurse, stupid
My boss is in the process of filling an open manager position. I asked him to please hire a man because women are crazy. He agreed with me. I got upset that he agreed. I'm pretty sure I unintentionally proved my point.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, mean, women, work
Sometimes I use really big words which I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid
Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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has 58.16 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, insulting, kids, white people
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