The best communication jokes

Drunk guy gets pulled over. Officer starts doing sobriety tests on him. The final test the officer says "if you can pass this last test I will let u go... use the words green pink and yellow in 1 sentence." So the drunk man replies "My phone went green and I pinked it up and said yellow. Have a nice day officer!"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, drunk
The fingers of my girlfriend were in my pants; I asked her "Is it thick?" She said "yes dear." Again I asked: "Is it warm?" She replied: "yes honey." Then I asked: "Is it soft?" She said, "yes of course." "It is my shit!" I told her.
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has 60.89 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, relationship, sex
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, health, time
Johny visits the psychiatrist and tells him: "Lately I have a big problem with my memory." The psychiatrist asks Johny: "And how does it demonstrate concretely?" Johny: "What?"
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, memory
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
A man is visiting a foreign country but does not speak the language that they speak there. He decides to go to a church service, but the priest is speaking the native language, so the American man just does whatever the man in front of him does. When the man in front of him stands, so does the American man. When the man in front of him sits, so does the American man. At one point, the priest says something, and the man in front of him stood. So the American man stood too. Everyone in the church gasped, so the American man hurriedly sat back down. Later, the American man figured out that the priest was congratulating a birth. When he had asked who was the father, and both men stood up, it had caused some confusion!
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: baby, church, communication, dad, ethnic
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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has 60.63 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
It was the standard series of check-in questions that every traveler gets at the airlines counter, including, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" "If it was put there without my knowledge," I asked, "how would I know?" The agent behind the counter smiled smugly. "That's why we ask."
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, travel
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
I've asked my girlfriend to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub. She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, relationship, romantic
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