The best communication jokes

Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
Him: "I'm going to come and see you, I don't care about the gas prices or anything I'm coming to no matter what." Her: "Aw okay, I'm going to get ready." Him: "I love you, I can't wait to see you, I'm getting ready to leave." Her: "Okay honey, I'm on my period, just letting you know." Him: "My car just blew up, I can't come see you." Her: "Get your friend to bring you, he always does." Him: "He got shot I can't come, sorry." Her: "Never mind I'm not on my period, my panties are just red." Him: "My boy said he is okay, he's going to take me, I'm going." Her: "I'm really on my period." Him: "Damn! He got shot again..."
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, love, relationship
Mission Statement: A long awkward sentence that demonstrates management's inability to think clearly.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, stupid
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, time, work
In school, we had to do a skit demonstrating key concepts of the English language. My skit on the "diphthong" clearly demonstrated that the string micro-bikini was not a wise choice.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, ethnic, school
Teacher: "What does a duck say?" Jenny: "Quack Quack" Teacher: "What does a cow say?" Madison: "Moo" Teacher: "What does a pig say?" Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
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has 58.06 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, kids, little Johnny, vulgar
I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dirty, school
Q: What did the cow say to the other cow? A: Moo.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication
Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
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has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: communication, fart, marriage, mean, sex
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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has 57.70 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, vulgar, Yo mama
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