Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor?
A: Long distance!
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.
One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile.
In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
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Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this handrail is bloody low down"
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Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!"
Johny: "I have no idea."
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Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina?
A: A woman.
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Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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My friend's dad went to Hungary.
I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"