The best communication jokes

In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long dicks. On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club. When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's penis length the guy said: "Mine is 10 inches long" The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing: "Here isn't a suitable place for you." The porter said, "Look at me I 've turned three time my dick around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby dick."
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has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, vulgar
A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar. The bartender says "What will it be?" The sandpaper goes "Just something to take the edge off"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: bartender, communication
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, parrot
Q: What did the letter O said to the letter Q? A: Dude, your dick is hanging out.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
A really bad impressionist walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the wrong face?"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: bar, beauty, communication
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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has 61.10 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, vulgar, Yo mama
In school, we had to do a skit demonstrating key concepts of the English language. My skit on the "diphthong" clearly demonstrated that the string micro-bikini was not a wise choice.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, ethnic, school
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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has 60.63 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Q: What did the basketball say to the player? A: Please don't shoot me.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, sport
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