The best communication jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
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has 58.35 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, knock-knock, mean
Q: What did one magnet say to the other? A: I find you very attractive.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, science
On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store. "Give me a couple of steaks," he says. "We're out of steaks but we have hot dogs and chicken," says the butcher. "Hotdogs and chicken?!" yells the hunter. "How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?"
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, hunting, marriage, mean
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
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has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, mean, sex
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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has 57.70 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, vulgar, Yo mama
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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has 57.69 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response, I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.
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has 57.64 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, women
A young man decided after 4 years of working nonstop at a decent paying job and saving the bulk of his earnings that perhaps it was time to settle down. He called up an old girlfriend from his high school days and she answered on the first ring. As they spoke and reminisced about old times she said to him "Wow, this has been great, I've really enjoyed speaking with you, but I must ask, where on earth did you find my number?" To which he replied "Honestly? I'm just as surprised as you are, I have been working as a jani tor in our old high school and just happened to see your number etched into the door of a boys bathroom stall! I'm amazed you still have the same number after all these years!" And she responded "Well, how else was I supposed to keep in touch with all the boys I used to sleep with?"
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, time, work
Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, teen, terrorist
In school, we had to do a skit demonstrating key concepts of the English language. My skit on the "diphthong" clearly demonstrated that the string micro-bikini was not a wise choice.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, ethnic, school
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