The best communication jokes

So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?" The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the boy next to him? Mike's a trucker who weighs 295 and he's a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?" The fella says, "Naw, you're right... I'd hate to have to explain it three times!"
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, redneck, stupid
I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. "That's total bollocks" I replied. By text, from across the road.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: communication, marriage, mean
I would tell a joke about a bed, but it hasn't been made up yet.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: communication
Once upon a time, my wife and I were in the local restaurant. We have talked to each other, but after a while, I have become quiet and then I started to talk, I have said: "you know, I love you so much, I will never leave you, never, ever, every single day I think only of you, we will be always together." My wife has asked me: "Oh, darling, these words were addressed to me?" I have said only: "Oh, no, sorry, darling, this time I am talking to this bottle of beer."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: beer, communication, food, love, marriage
Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.
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has 63.10 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, poems, sex, women
None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, friendship
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
Drunk guy gets pulled over. Officer starts doing sobriety tests on him. The final test the officer says "if you can pass this last test I will let u go... use the words green pink and yellow in 1 sentence." So the drunk man replies "My phone went green and I pinked it up and said yellow. Have a nice day officer!"
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, drunk
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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has 62.24 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, racist
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