The best communication jokes

Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry. So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, friendship, mean
A man is in a mall and sees a clothes store. He sees a magnificent, brand new jacket in the shop window and decides he shall try it on and buy it. So he walks into the shop and asks an employee: "Excuse me sir." "How can I help you" the employee replies. "Could I by any chance try on that jacket in your shop window?" The employee looks at him and says "No you shall not you are to try it on in the changing rooms like everybody else!"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, customer service, men
Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? A: HIGH-Definition.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, drug
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, drunk, stupid
A really bad impressionist walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the wrong face?"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: bar, beauty, communication
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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has 61.32 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Once upon a time, my wife and I were in the local restaurant. We have talked to each other, but after a while, I have become quiet and then I started to talk, I have said: "you know, I love you so much, I will never leave you, never, ever, every single day I think only of you, we will be always together." My wife has asked me: "Oh, darling, these words were addressed to me?" I have said only: "Oh, no, sorry, darling, this time I am talking to this bottle of beer."
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: beer, communication, food, love, marriage
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service
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