The best communication jokes

Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, teen, terrorist
Just had an argument with the manager in McDonald's. What a clown!
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, management
Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? A: HIGH-Definition.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, drug
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
A really bad impressionist walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the wrong face?"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: bar, beauty, communication
Once upon a time, my wife and I were in the local restaurant. We have talked to each other, but after a while, I have become quiet and then I started to talk, I have said: "you know, I love you so much, I will never leave you, never, ever, every single day I think only of you, we will be always together." My wife has asked me: "Oh, darling, these words were addressed to me?" I have said only: "Oh, no, sorry, darling, this time I am talking to this bottle of beer."
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: beer, communication, food, love, marriage
A piece of sandpaper walks into a bar. The bartender says "What will it be?" The sandpaper goes "Just something to take the edge off"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: bartender, communication
Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle? A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, communication, nerd
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, health, time
What did the flower say to be the bee? "Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, vulgar
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