It was the standard series of check-in questions that every traveler gets at the airlines counter, including, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
"If it was put there without my knowledge," I asked, "how would I know?"
The agent behind the counter smiled smugly. "That's why we ask."
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May: "Why did you slap me?!"
Michael: "I didn't slap your face! I High fived it!"
May: "I'm going to tell mom on you when we go to the sea side!"
Micheal: "Uh, Shore you will."
May: "Don't be such a beach."
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Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
A: She sneezes.
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Q: What did one vegan say to the other vegan?
A: We have to stop meating like this.
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Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women?
A: men have an antenna!
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Q: Wanna know the biggest lie my dad ever told me?
A: I'll be back.
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I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.
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My dick is too long and it causes some problems for me.
On the other day when I with my girlfriend went to cinema suddenly I had an erection so that the shadow of my penis was reflected on the screen.
Somebody from the corner shouted: "Mr bald sit down please we want to see the movie!"
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