The best communication jokes

The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes. St. Peter: "What do you want? " Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus." St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: christian, communication, ethnic, heaven, time
Q: What is a parrot's favorite game? A: Hide and Speak!
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bird, communication, game, parrot
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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has 61.71 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, lesbian
May: "Why did you slap me?!" Michael: "I didn't slap your face! I High fived it!" May: "I'm going to tell mom on you when we go to the sea side!" Micheal: "Uh, Shore you will." May: "Don't be such a beach."
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, vulgar
Q: What did the basketball say to the player? A: Please don't shoot me.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, sport
Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication
My boss is in the process of filling an open manager position. I asked him to please hire a man because women are crazy. He agreed with me. I got upset that he agreed. I'm pretty sure I unintentionally proved my point.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, mean, women, work
Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space? A: Moonopoly.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, science, work
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, political, women
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