The best communication jokes

Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space? A: Moonopoly.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, science, work
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, political, women
Q: What did dick say to rubber? A: "Cover me I'm going in."
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, friendship
A man is in a mall and sees a clothes store. He sees a magnificent, brand new jacket in the shop window and decides he shall try it on and buy it. So he walks into the shop and asks an employee: "Excuse me sir." "How can I help you" the employee replies. "Could I by any chance try on that jacket in your shop window?" The employee looks at him and says "No you shall not you are to try it on in the changing rooms like everybody else!"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, customer service, men
Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
I was taking a golf lesson at the range one day trying to improve my game. This old pro was sitting there giving the lesson and after every swing, he said: "your standing too close the ball". So I adjusted my stance and took another swing. Again the golf pro looked up from his seat and said the Same thing "you are too close to the ball." So I stepped back a little more and swung. This went on for another six swings with the same advice and finally, out of exasperation I screamed what the hell are you talking about! The old pro said, "no no, you are too close to the ball after you hit it".
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, golf, mean, time
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, drunk, stupid
Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
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has 60.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, geography
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