The best communication jokes

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, life
I would tell a joke about a bed, but it hasn't been made up yet.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: communication
Once upon a time, my wife and I were in the local restaurant. We have talked to each other, but after a while, I have become quiet and then I started to talk, I have said: "you know, I love you so much, I will never leave you, never, ever, every single day I think only of you, we will be always together." My wife has asked me: "Oh, darling, these words were addressed to me?" I have said only: "Oh, no, sorry, darling, this time I am talking to this bottle of beer."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: beer, communication, food, love, marriage
I've asked my girlfriend to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub. She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, relationship, romantic
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, health, time
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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has 62.79 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, racist
[first day as a pilot] Control tower: What's your location? Me: I'm in the cockpit. Control tower: I mean where is the airplane? Me: Mainly behind me.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, travel, work
A college Professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to prove there is no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. Again the Professor taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God! I'm still waiting!" His count-down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine, just released from active duty and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor and punched him full-force in the face. The Professor tumbled from his lofty platform, and he was out cold before he hit the floor. At first the students were shocked, and they babbled in confusion. The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silently. The class fell silent... waiting. Eventually, the Professor came to. When he finally regained the power of speech, he glared at the young Marine in the front row. "What's the matter with you? Why on earth did you do that?" The Marine smiled. "God was busy. He sent me."
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has 62.55 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: atheist, communication, god, military, school
A really bad impressionist walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the wrong face?"
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: bar, beauty, communication
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