The best communication jokes

May: "Why did you slap me?!" Michael: "I didn't slap your face! I High fived it!" May: "I'm going to tell mom on you when we go to the sea side!" Micheal: "Uh, Shore you will." May: "Don't be such a beach."
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, vulgar
My boss is in the process of filling an open manager position. I asked him to please hire a man because women are crazy. He agreed with me. I got upset that he agreed. I'm pretty sure I unintentionally proved my point.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, mean, women, work
Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? A: HIGH-Definition.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, drug
I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, office, work
Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space? A: Moonopoly.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, science, work
A young man decided after 4 years of working nonstop at a decent paying job and saving the bulk of his earnings that perhaps it was time to settle down. He called up an old girlfriend from his high school days and she answered on the first ring. As they spoke and reminisced about old times she said to him "Wow, this has been great, I've really enjoyed speaking with you, but I must ask, where on earth did you find my number?" To which he replied "Honestly? I'm just as surprised as you are, I have been working as a jani tor in our old high school and just happened to see your number etched into the door of a boys bathroom stall! I'm amazed you still have the same number after all these years!" And she responded "Well, how else was I supposed to keep in touch with all the boys I used to sleep with?"
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, time, work
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, political, women
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
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