Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?"
Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina?
A: A woman.
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My friend's dad went to Hungary.
I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated?
A: "Oh balls."
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor?
A: Long distance!
Two Muffins were baking in an oven.
One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... A talking muffin!"
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?
Answer: "Halo there!"
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.