Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller. One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
One morning I called my girlfriend and his father picked "Hello who are you?" I heard that heavy voice and quickly replied a while "hey Eric where are you the choir is about to begin?" "What choir?" he asked. "Come on Eric stop kidding around and get your ass over here" the father then replied "Sorry am not Eric and I don't know what you are talking about I am dr Stephen" he said. I then said "oh sorry I must have misdialled" I then hang up and decided I am never gonna call that girl again...
An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye." "I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?" "I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"