The best communication jokes

Q: What did the basketball say to the player? A: Please don't shoot me.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, sport
Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication
My boss is in the process of filling an open manager position. I asked him to please hire a man because women are crazy. He agreed with me. I got upset that he agreed. I'm pretty sure I unintentionally proved my point.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, mean, women, work
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, technology, time
I was taking a golf lesson at the range one day trying to improve my game. This old pro was sitting there giving the lesson and after every swing, he said: "your standing too close the ball". So I adjusted my stance and took another swing. Again the golf pro looked up from his seat and said the Same thing "you are too close to the ball." So I stepped back a little more and swung. This went on for another six swings with the same advice and finally, out of exasperation I screamed what the hell are you talking about! The old pro said, "no no, you are too close to the ball after you hit it".
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, golf, mean, time
Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, time, work
A man is in a mall and sees a clothes store. He sees a magnificent, brand new jacket in the shop window and decides he shall try it on and buy it. So he walks into the shop and asks an employee: "Excuse me sir." "How can I help you" the employee replies. "Could I by any chance try on that jacket in your shop window?" The employee looks at him and says "No you shall not you are to try it on in the changing rooms like everybody else!"
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, customer service, men
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, death, kids, Thanksgiving
Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
Sometimes I use really big words which I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid
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