The best communication jokes

Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication
None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, friendship
My boss is in the process of filling an open manager position. I asked him to please hire a man because women are crazy. He agreed with me. I got upset that he agreed. I'm pretty sure I unintentionally proved my point.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, mean, women, work
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, IT, technology
Q: What do you call Bin Laden when he lost his virginity? A: Osama Bin Laiden.
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has 60.08 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, religious, sex
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, parrot
I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, time, work
A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal. She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal". The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, communication, dentist, medical, women
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?" The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the boy next to him? Mike's a trucker who weighs 295 and he's a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?" The fella says, "Naw, you're right... I'd hate to have to explain it three times!"
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, redneck, stupid
In school, we had to do a skit demonstrating key concepts of the English language. My skit on the "diphthong" clearly demonstrated that the string micro-bikini was not a wise choice.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, ethnic, school
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