Q: Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches Long?
A: Because if it will 12 inches then it will a foot.
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Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated?
A: "Oh balls."
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I was taking a golf lesson at the range one day trying to improve my game.
This old pro was sitting there giving the lesson and after every swing, he said: "your standing too close the ball".
So I adjusted my stance and took another swing.
Again the golf pro looked up from his seat and said the Same thing "you are too close to the ball."
So I stepped back a little more and swung.
This went on for another six swings with the same advice and finally, out of exasperation I screamed what the hell are you talking about!
The old pro said, "no no, you are too close to the ball after you hit it".
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The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?"
Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
FBI.
FB…
We are asking the questions here!
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My friend's dad went to Hungary.
I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"