The best communication jokes

None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, friendship
I was taking a golf lesson at the range one day trying to improve my game. This old pro was sitting there giving the lesson and after every swing, he said: "your standing too close the ball". So I adjusted my stance and took another swing. Again the golf pro looked up from his seat and said the Same thing "you are too close to the ball." So I stepped back a little more and swung. This went on for another six swings with the same advice and finally, out of exasperation I screamed what the hell are you talking about! The old pro said, "no no, you are too close to the ball after you hit it".
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, golf, mean, time
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, time, work
Sometimes I use really big words which I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, death, kids, Thanksgiving
Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, parrot
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, lesbian
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, christian, Chuck Norris, communication
Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, teen, terrorist
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