Q: Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches Long?
A: Because if it will 12 inches then it will a foot.
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A random communist leader hears about a man making jokes about him.
He organizes a feast and calls the man.
Leader: "This is how all meals will look in the future!"
Man: (looks for a few seconds at the leader then says): "I thought I was the one around with the jokes."
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Q: What did one vegan say to the other vegan?
A: We have to stop meating like this.
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Mission Statement: A long awkward sentence that demonstrates management's inability to think clearly.
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Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.
You are currently in 352nd place and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
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Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking.
She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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Q: What did one magnet say to the other?
A: I find you very attractive.
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I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade.
Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?"
The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the boy next to him? Mike's a trucker who weighs 295 and he's a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?"
The fella says, "Naw, you're right... I'd hate to have to explain it three times!"
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Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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