The best communication jokes

Q: Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches Long? A: Because if it will 12 inches then it will a foot.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated? A: "Oh balls."
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, sport
I was taking a golf lesson at the range one day trying to improve my game. This old pro was sitting there giving the lesson and after every swing, he said: "your standing too close the ball". So I adjusted my stance and took another swing. Again the golf pro looked up from his seat and said the Same thing "you are too close to the ball." So I stepped back a little more and swung. This went on for another six swings with the same advice and finally, out of exasperation I screamed what the hell are you talking about! The old pro said, "no no, you are too close to the ball after you hit it".
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, golf, mean, time
Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, time, work
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, fat, food, insulting
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?" Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, work
Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, knock-knock, mean
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
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