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One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile. In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, kids, wife
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, communication, stupid
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, dinosaur
Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks. The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here." The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this handrail is bloody low down"
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, drunk, travel
Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... A talking muffin!"
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: "Halo there!"
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, communication
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female......Any part under a car's hood. Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male........Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female......A good movie, concert, play or book. Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male........A source of entertainment, self-statement and male bonding. 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.
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has 54.26 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: car, communication, football, marriage, technology
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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has 53.84 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: blonde, college, communication, food
Let's walk and talk. You go that way.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, travel
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