The best communication jokes

Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, geography
Man walks into a bar and sits next to another customer. Bartender comes over and says to the new customer, "what can I get you?" Customer says "bourbon and coke." Bartender looks at first customer and says another "beer Jackass?" He says nods his head yes. 10 minutes later bartender comes back to check to see if customer wants another bourbon and coke and customer says "sure." Bartender looks at first customer and says "another beer Jackass?" And customer nods yes. Bourbon and coke customer says to beer customer, "Man you are the customer, don't le t that bartender talk to you like that." Beer customer says "it's ok he al, he al, He always calls me that!"
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, communication, customer service, vulgar
What did the flower say to be the bee? "Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, vulgar
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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has 59.61 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, lesbian
Q: What do you call Bin Laden when he lost his virginity? A: Osama Bin Laiden.
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has 58.86 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, religious, sex
Q: Wanna know the biggest lie my dad ever told me? A: I'll be back.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad
Yesterday I lost my pen. Today I saw it in my girlfriend's hand When I told her: "My PEN IS in your hand." She began to laugh. I don'nt why...
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, relationship
I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dirty, school
Johny visits the psychiatrist and tells him: "Lately I have a big problem with my memory." The psychiatrist asks Johny: "And how does it demonstrate concretely?" Johny: "What?"
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, memory
A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal. She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal". The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: baby, communication, dentist, medical, women
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