The best communication jokes

What did the flower say to be the bee? "Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, vulgar
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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has 59.51 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, lesbian
Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, teen, terrorist
My husband, who uses a wheelchair, showed up at his eye doctor for an appointment. The receptionist checked the schedule, then said, "The nurse will call you in a moment. Have a seat." He smiled. "Done."
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, health, husband, nurse, stupid
Man walks into a bar and sits next to another customer. Bartender comes over and says to the new customer, "what can I get you?" Customer says "bourbon and coke." Bartender looks at first customer and says another "beer Jackass?" He says nods his head yes. 10 minutes later bartender comes back to check to see if customer wants another bourbon and coke and customer says "sure." Bartender looks at first customer and says "another beer Jackass?" And customer nods yes. Bourbon and coke customer says to beer customer, "Man you are the customer, don't le t that bartender talk to you like that." Beer customer says "it's ok he al, he al, He always calls me that!"
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, communication, customer service, vulgar
During a conversation regarding new potential Johny's job: "Johny, tell us and what is your weak feature?" Johny: "Openness!" Interviewer: "But the openness isn't a weak feature!" Johny: "Ok, but I fuck what you think!"
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, vulgar, work
I was taking a golf lesson at the range one day trying to improve my game. This old pro was sitting there giving the lesson and after every swing, he said: "your standing too close the ball". So I adjusted my stance and took another swing. Again the golf pro looked up from his seat and said the Same thing "you are too close to the ball." So I stepped back a little more and swung. This went on for another six swings with the same advice and finally, out of exasperation I screamed what the hell are you talking about! The old pro said, "no no, you are too close to the ball after you hit it".
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, golf, mean, time
Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, time, work
Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space? A: Moonopoly.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, science, work
Sometimes I use really big words which I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid
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