The best communication jokes

Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, death, kids, Thanksgiving
A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal. She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal". The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: baby, communication, dentist, medical, women
Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks. The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here." The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this handrail is bloody low down"
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, drunk, travel
Sometimes I use really big words which I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid
A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help. "What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me." "Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow." She says, "It's ceramic tile."
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
Q: What did one magnet say to the other? A: I find you very attractive.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, geek, science
Mother: "Why was the phone busy all night?" Babysitter: "The fire department put me on hold."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, phone, work
Q: What happens when spectroscopists are idle? A: They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, communication, nerd
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, friendship
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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has 56.68 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, racist
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