The best communication jokes

I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dirty, school
Q: What did one vegan say to the other vegan? A: We have to stop meating like this.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help. "What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me." "Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow." She says, "It's ceramic tile."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Q: Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches Long? A: Because if it will 12 inches then it will a foot.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated? A: "Oh balls."
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, sport
Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, time, work
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid
One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile. In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, kids, wife
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, dinosaur
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