The best communication jokes

Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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has 58.16 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, lesbian
A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal. She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal". The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: baby, communication, dentist, medical, women
In school, we had to do a skit demonstrating key concepts of the English language. My skit on the "diphthong" clearly demonstrated that the string micro-bikini was not a wise choice.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, ethnic, school
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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has 57.76 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, insulting, kids, white people
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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has 57.64 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: communication, mexican, racist
Man walks into a bar and sits next to another customer. Bartender comes over and says to the new customer, "what can I get you?" Customer says "bourbon and coke." Bartender looks at first customer and says another "beer Jackass?" He says nods his head yes. 10 minutes later bartender comes back to check to see if customer wants another bourbon and coke and customer says "sure." Bartender looks at first customer and says "another beer Jackass?" And customer nods yes. Bourbon and coke customer says to beer customer, "Man you are the customer, don't le t that bartender talk to you like that." Beer customer says "it's ok he al, he al, He always calls me that!"
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, communication, customer service, vulgar
There were five brothers named somebody, nobody, anybody mad and brain. One day somebody and nobody were fighting, and just at that moment the anybody called police. The police picked up the phone, and said hello. Then Anybody: "Hello sir! I want to inform you that somebody is beating nobody." Police: "Sorry!" Anybody: "Sir somebody is beating nobody" Police: "Are you mad? Who are you? What's your name?" Anybody: "No, sir mad is dancing, I am anybody" Police: "Shut up you idiot. What are you saying? Where have your brain gone? Is it lost?" Anybody: "No, sir brain is not lost. Brain is in the bathroom."
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, family, phone, stupid
Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks. The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here." The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this handrail is bloody low down"
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, death, drunk, travel
I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, time, work
Q: What did the letter O said to the letter Q? A: Dude, your dick is hanging out.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
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